The Owl and the Hunter

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The Owl and the Hunter

Post by Rasputin » Tue, 21 Aug 2018 11:23 pm

What's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl?




One shoots and can't hit the other hoots and can't s******** :D

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Re: The Owl and the Hunter

Post by Strong Eagle » Tue, 21 Aug 2018 11:52 pm

What's the difference between a magic show and a burlesque show?

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Re: The Owl and the Hunter

Post by Rasputin » Thu, 23 Aug 2018 11:55 pm

Hey stop being cryptic, it makes my brain hurt (coz I don't know the answer). :shock: :? :x

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Re: The Owl and the Hunter

Post by Strong Eagle » Fri, 24 Aug 2018 12:05 am

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

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Re: The Owl and the Hunter

Post by Rasputin » Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:03 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A rooster eats chicken feed, a lawyer takes all your money.

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Re: The Owl and the Hunter

Post by Rasputin » Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:04 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A rooster eats chicken feed, a lawyer takes all your money.

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Re: The Owl and the Hunter

Post by Strong Eagle » Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:21 pm

Rasputin wrote:
Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A rooster eats chicken feed, a lawyer takes all your money.

:mrgreen:

Bzzzzttt!!!

A rooster clucks defiance... a lawyer f*cks de clients!

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Re: The Owl and the Hunter

Post by Strong Eagle » Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:22 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a magic show and a burlesque show?
Well..... a magic show has cunning stunts, and a burlesque show has...

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Post by Alexlee01 » Mon, 27 Aug 2018 8:57 pm

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Re: The Owl and the Hunter

Post by mbellow » Thu, 22 Nov 2018 6:27 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
The rooster clucks with defiance

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