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Postby Sergei82 » Thu, 12 Dec 2013 12:43 pm

OP, you dun have to have sex to have STD. You may already have one.

You know, if you use public toilet, there is a chance you can get infected with syphilis.

If you've ever been to the beach and went inside water, somebody with chlamydia may have urinated near you, and here you have it (most cases - no symptoms).

HIV - have you ever been to hospital? Are you sure all needles were sterile?

Gonorrhea? Did you kiss you girlfriend?

I think, the only way to end all this is to head to Bedok reservoir, the favorite place of many Singaporeans. :(

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 12 Dec 2013 12:51 pm

Sergei82 wrote:I think, the only way to end all this is to head to Bedok reservoir, the favorite place of many Singaporeans. :(


Sergei, you're back with a vengence! :lol: Good to see you back here. I think PNGMK has a room reserved! :lol: :cool:

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Postby Sergei82 » Thu, 12 Dec 2013 1:06 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:I think PNGMK has a room reserved! :lol: :cool:

What are you talking about? :)

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Postby Steve1960 » Thu, 12 Dec 2013 1:11 pm

Sergei82 wrote:OP, you dun have to have sex to have STD. You may already have one.

You know, if you use public toilet, there is a chance you can get infected with syphilis.

If you've ever been to the beach and went inside water, somebody with chlamydia may have urinated near you, and here you have it (most cases - no symptoms).

HIV - have you ever been to hospital? Are you sure all needles were sterile?

Gonorrhea? Did you kiss you girlfriend?

I think, the only way to end all this is to head to Bedok reservoir, the favorite place of many Singaporeans. :(


I would say you have taken all the romance and love out of the OP and his girlfriends first experience but then again he is already contemplating sticking in the old rusty sheriffs badge so probably not much romance to worry about!

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Re: STDs

Postby Laurence » Thu, 19 Dec 2013 11:26 pm

bczm8703 wrote:firstly i apologise if this topic is posted at the wrong place..
to my question;
i would like to enquire on the following situation with respect to its relationship with STDs.
General info: i got together with my girlfriend for 1yr plus.. we would like to have some intimate activity that will not cause pregnancy. both of us are first love of each other. meaning to say i am my girlfriend first love similarly my girlfriend is my first love. prior to us being together we have never engaged in any sexual activity.. the closest is masturbation.

1) will there be a chance of us getting STDs if we perform oral sex un protected?

2) in future when we get marry, will there be chances of getting STDs if we perform anal sex?


Just both get tested and she you both clear you catch anything because you don't have anything., consult a doctor on this stuff...

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Postby Sergei82 » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 9:29 am

Even though she is a virgin, if she is for some reason not clear, you must kill her immediately. Remember: you must shoot her in the head or she will rise again!

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Postby zzm9980 » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 9:51 am

bczm8703 wrote:f
General info: i got together with my girlfriend for 1yr plus.. we would like to have some intimate activity that will not cause pregnancy. both of us are first love of each other. meaning to say i am my girlfriend first love similarly my girlfriend is my first love. prior to us being together we have never engaged in any sexual activity.. the closest is masturbation.


Sure she tells you this, and maybe she even believes it true. She just "doesn't count" the freelancing she did on online sites. :)

I read an interview recently on a random forum with a girl that worked at a Japanese 'pink salon'. She never told her boyfriend, and he thought he was her 'first one'. Technically he was for that, just not every single other thing she would do in the 'pink salon'...

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Postby ecureilx » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 11:49 am

Sergei82 wrote:You know, if you use public toilet, there is a chance you can get infected with syphilis.


That must have been pretty uncomfortable ..

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Postby Sergei82 » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 2:00 pm

Try: sex via email. Or more hardcore and exciting: sex by mail, sex by telegraph (if there is.still one in your vicinity), delivery pigeon sex…

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Postby Max Headroom » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 3:41 pm

What are you all on? :shock: :???:

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Postby the lynx » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 3:53 pm

It is Friday, Max. Didn't you know?

:cool: :lol: :P

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Postby JR8 » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 4:08 pm

the lynx wrote:It is Friday, Max. Didn't you know?

:cool: :lol: :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D59BxfzCFJ8
[LYNX Excite Fallen Angels]

Ooh la la! :lol:

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Postby PNGMK » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 4:10 pm

It's really hard to remember being this uninformed....although my 12 YO son is probably at this level now.

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Postby the lynx » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 4:20 pm

JR8 wrote:
the lynx wrote:It is Friday, Max. Didn't you know?

:cool: :lol: :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D59BxfzCFJ8
[LYNX Excite Fallen Angels]

Ooh la la! :lol:


Hehehe

But reality bites hard: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/man-sues-lynx-after-failing-1040700

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Postby PNGMK » Fri, 20 Dec 2013 9:35 pm

the lynx wrote:
JR8 wrote:
the lynx wrote:It is Friday, Max. Didn't you know?

:cool: :lol: :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D59BxfzCFJ8
[LYNX Excite Fallen Angels]

Ooh la la! :lol:


Hehehe

But reality bites hard: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/man-sues-lynx-after-failing-1040700


You gotta laught.

But India's leading compensation lawyer Ram Jethmalani said: "There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don't attract women.

"In fact, some of the bestlooking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys.


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