Moses said.....

[sundaymorningstaple]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your ases and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.....I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....Folks, we're screwed!

[jocox]

you are sure that the quote belongs to Moses? you have a link to the source?

[JR8]

+1, thx, x-posted to my Facebook