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Erotic spas offer cream cheese massage

Post by nakatago » Tue, 05 Nov 2013 8:20 am

I just saw an article about dodgy Malaysian spas offering cream cheese instead of oil for massages.

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* that is just so weird
* isn't cream cheese expensive in this part of the world?
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Post by BedokAmerican » Tue, 05 Nov 2013 8:50 am

That's weird and disgusting. I looked it up online and got even more grossed out. It's probably expensive because cheese is expensive and because it's done at erotic massage parlors that do things other than massages.

What's also slightly less weird (but still gross) are the manicure/pedicure spas that have goldfish that nibble on client's feet, supposedly removing dead skin. That practice is unsanitary and has been outlawed in the USA and other countries but is allowed here. Whatever happened to a pumice stone?

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Post by Steve1960 » Tue, 05 Nov 2013 9:19 am

Seems like my kind of place.

Will they let me stand in a bucket of cold custard and throw ping pong balls at me?

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Post by Mi Amigo » Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:19 pm

Steve1960 wrote:Seems like my kind of place.

Will they let me stand in a bucket of cold custard and throw ping pong balls at me?
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Post by PrimroseHill » Mon, 11 Nov 2013 2:48 pm

Gold fish? Really? :shock:
Cream cheese? :lol: What a waste of good cream cheese :P

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