What a difference 3 or 4 letters can make! ;-)

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What a difference 3 or 4 letters can make! ;-)

Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 29 Aug 2013 10:15 am

When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was."
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by kookaburrah » Thu, 29 Aug 2013 10:26 am

:lol:

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Re: What a difference 3 or 4 letters can make! ;-)

Post by ecureilx » Thu, 29 Aug 2013 2:21 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was."
+1 :D

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Post by Fortan » Thu, 29 Aug 2013 2:55 pm

:D :D

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Post by IndianPR » Fri, 30 Aug 2013 6:24 pm

gaps also make bigg difference!!

he is physcotherapist
he is physco the rapist

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Post by ecureilx » Fri, 30 Aug 2013 6:50 pm

IndianPR wrote:gaps also make bigg difference!!

he is physcotherapist
he is physco the rapist
cough cough .. matching with your Nick, I was trying to figure out the joke ;)








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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 30 Aug 2013 8:29 pm

^^This! :lol:
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by blue_thunder » Mon, 09 Sep 2013 9:22 pm

Reminded me of this :)

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