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The Confession

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 13 Aug 2013 9:06 pm

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'

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Postby bgd » Tue, 13 Aug 2013 9:17 pm

Catholic girls! Fond memories. :devil:

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Postby katbh » Tue, 13 Aug 2013 9:20 pm

And here I was...slightly pissed (drunk to americans)... thinking.... wow... confession from SMS. Is he really a 20 year old girl.... is he secretly a 50 year old chinese Singaporean... has he lied about his knowledge.....

I must say I was disappointed....

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 13 Aug 2013 10:22 pm

I'm two-thirds of the way there already. Got two of the sixes and will be working on the third 6 in two weeks! :devil:

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Postby x9200 » Wed, 14 Aug 2013 7:08 am

bgd wrote:Catholic girls! Fond memories. :devil:

Actually I know it as a Jewish joke dated probably around mid of previous century.


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