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Postby Strong Eagle » Wed, 31 Jul 2013 6:33 am

An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and stopped at an outback hotel on their wedding night.

When they get to the suite, he starts throwing all of the furniture in the hallway to only leave a vacant room. She asks him what he's doing and he replies, "Well mate, I've never had a woman before, but if you're anything like a kangaroo, we'll need all the room we can get."

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I couldnt help myself ...

Postby The Ref » Wed, 31 Jul 2013 7:53 pm

Mate - that's called a Roo'd joke ;-)

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 31 Jul 2013 8:11 pm

If you told your wife this, she'll be hopping mad.


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