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Gynecologist‎ or Mechanic

Post by sundaymorningstaple » Sun, 21 Jul 2013 3:23 pm

A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could.

When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results
came back, she was surprised to find that she had obtained a mark
of 150%. Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an
extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by Mi Amigo » Sun, 21 Jul 2013 3:34 pm

:D Good one. A bit like the gynecologist who painted the entrance hall to his house throught the letter box, just to make it more of a challenge. :cool:
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