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Postby nakatago » Tue, 04 Jun 2013 9:36 pm

Hannieroo wrote:There is only answer to question 3 surely? I don't think I'd be interested if he said something like knit me a sweater from coconut matting.


Build a boat capable of sailing for days/weeks to the next populated island?

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Postby Hannieroo » Tue, 04 Jun 2013 9:51 pm

I applaud your optimism. We both know people on a show like that are just going to sit and wait. Knitting.

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Postby nakatago » Tue, 04 Jun 2013 9:57 pm

Hannieroo wrote:I applaud your optimism. We both know people on a show like that are just going to sit and wait. Knitting.


Not in Singapore. Why knit wen can buy lah?

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Postby ecureilx » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 9:04 am

Hannieroo wrote:There is only answer to question 3 surely? I don't think I'd be interested if he said something like knit me a sweater from coconut matting.


errr .. sorry to pour cold water on your thoughts and Naks.

SGns would wait for the Govt instruction .. well, for almost all the question same answer applies ..

After all, Govt Knows best, so let them decide for us.. . :)




No, seriously, that's the answer a fellow SGn colleague suggested to me ..

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Postby Hannieroo » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:38 am

Quite right too.

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:46 am

ecureilx wrote:
Hannieroo wrote:There is only answer to question 3 surely? I don't think I'd be interested if he said something like knit me a sweater from coconut matting.


errr .. sorry to pour cold water on your thoughts and Naks.

SGns would wait for the Govt instruction .. well, for almost all the question same answer applies ..

After all, Govt Knows best, so let them decide for us.. . :)




No, seriously, that's the answer a fellow SGn colleague suggested to me ..


I weep for Singapore's future.

http://youtu.be/IBIXP31xhHc

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Postby Strong Eagle » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:51 am

ecureilx wrote:
Hannieroo wrote:There is only answer to question 3 surely? I don't think I'd be interested if he said something like knit me a sweater from coconut matting.


errr .. sorry to pour cold water on your thoughts and Naks.

SGns would wait for the Govt instruction .. well, for almost all the question same answer applies ..

After all, Govt Knows best, so let them decide for us.. . :)




No, seriously, that's the answer a fellow SGn colleague suggested to me ..


Reminds me of the SGn boy sitting with the SGn girl. She's obviously hot and ready to go. He turns to her and says, "So, how?"

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 11:31 am

So she trots off with the expat next to the boy because he said "I know how!"

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 12:03 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:So she trots off with the expat next to the boy because he said "I know how!"


They get hitched, guy can't get PR but it' ok because she moves to his country instead anyway. Eventually gains citizenship.

Happy times.

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Postby Steve1960 » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 12:33 pm

Oh this takes me back to Cilla Black and Blind Date. UK reality dating show, have to say it was very funny much of the time due to the complete mis match of couples

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Postby ecureilx » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 1:32 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:So she trots off with the expat next to the boy because he said "I know how!"




damn .. must go slow on the liquor .. almost choked myself laughing ..

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Postby JR8 » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 6:14 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:So she trots off with the expat next to the boy because he said "I know how!"


Or, 'Trust me, I'll show you how'.

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 05 Jun 2013 9:07 pm

JR8 wrote:
sundaymorningstaple wrote:So she trots off with the expat next to the boy because he said "I know how!"


Or, 'Trust me, I'll show you how'.


Now that's kinky! He's gonna let the boyfriend watch! :o

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Postby morenangpinay » Fri, 07 Jun 2013 10:18 am

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Hannieroo wrote:There is only answer to question 3 surely? I don't think I'd be interested if he said something like knit me a sweater from coconut matting.


Build a boat capable of sailing for days/weeks to the next populated island?


id be interested if he looked like johnny depp and built a raft out of sea turtles tied together with the hair from his back.

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Postby the lynx » Fri, 07 Jun 2013 11:31 am

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BedokAmerican wrote:I saw an article about this in the TODAY newspaper today. The 3 bachelors are asked the following questions:

1. If you were captain of the Love Boat and I was a passenger, where would you sail to and why?

2. If you were a magician, what trick would you use to impress me?

3. If we were stranded on a deserted island together, what would you do to keep me safe and warm?

4. If you were a handyman with a box full of emotional tools, what would you fix about yourself?

5. If you were a dessert, what desser would you be and why?

The newspaper then provides an "analysis" on each bachelor.

In my opinion, these are really dumb questions.


Can they get any more cloying?


I cringe for humanity when I read that.


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