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Men's Public Toilets

Postby curiousgeorge » Sat, 16 Feb 2013 10:01 pm

OK, I've been here nearly five years and I have to finally get this off my chest.

On rare occasions I have had to use the throne in a mall/hotel/whatever in Singapore.

Almost every time the seat is covered in p**s. WTH!? :mad:
Are Singaporean men not taught to lift the seat?
And its not like the UK where there might be a drip or two, this is like ALL OVER the seat and floor in puddles. I don't get it. Do Asian men have some kind of extra spray attachment on their penises? :???:

As an aside, there is usually a puddle of p**s in front of every urinal too...its like the whole nation is deluded about the length of their hoses and stands too far away.

Seriously, lifting the seat should be part of the NS training or something.

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Postby rajagainstthemachine » Sat, 16 Feb 2013 10:07 pm

I agree with you, its pretty disgusting indeed and the standards of cleanliness in toilets are dropping big time.
I've seen this splattered toilet bowl story even in changi airport which I rate very highly in terms of hygiene.

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Postby taxico » Mon, 18 Feb 2013 7:22 pm

nobody bothers lifting up the toilet seat when it's down, the selfish bastards.

if i have to go, i'd look for the squat style booth and just try to work it out without falling over (either end) or grunting too much and being VERY CAREFUL...

but those are rare in new buildings... and singapore enjoys tearing old buildings down, so i assume those will be eventually replaced.

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Postby Mi Amigo » Mon, 18 Feb 2013 8:29 pm

taxico wrote:nobody bothers lifting up the toilet seat when it's down, the selfish bastards.

Solution: Curry puff voucher dispenser linked to seat hinge?
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Postby iamsen » Mon, 18 Feb 2013 9:41 pm

Same shit goes on at my office. We're located in the 2nd highest storey of a particularly tall building in the CBD, every single one of our neighbours is some kind of law firm. You'd think they'd be more civilised.

Everyday, without fail, between 4 ~ 5pm, just after the janitors finish their last shift of the day, some freak would spray his piss all over one of two seats.

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Postby rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 18 Feb 2013 9:47 pm

iamsen wrote:Same shit goes on at my office. We're located in the 2nd highest storey of a particularly tall building in the CBD, every single one of our neighbours is some kind of law firm. You'd think they'd be more civilised.

Everyday, without fail, between 4 ~ 5pm, just after the janitors finish their last shift of the day, some freak would spray his piss all over one of two seats.


you should employ this man in the office to seek out the offender

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Postby taxico » Mon, 18 Feb 2013 9:52 pm

we need toilet security!

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 19 Feb 2013 3:23 am

iamsen wrote:Same shit goes on at my office. We're located in the 2nd highest storey of a particularly tall building in the CBD, every single one of our neighbours is some kind of law firm. You'd think they'd be more civilised.

Everyday, without fail, between 4 ~ 5pm, just after the janitors finish their last shift of the day, some freak would spray his piss all over one of two seats.


Lawyers + civilised.

Now that's funny!

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Postby Sergei82 » Tue, 19 Feb 2013 9:37 am

I also have a huge problem with this. Lift the seat M####R F####R!!!!!
At least lift it with your leg if you're disgusted to touch it - no need to be an acrobat for that! (downside: one guy was complaining to me that once he caught his testicles with the seat accidentally when he was putting it down, very painful!)

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Postby the lynx » Tue, 19 Feb 2013 9:56 am

Ewww... if men, with actual hoses to aim, can't even aim properly, imagine the horror in female public toilets.

:-&

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Postby Strong Eagle » Tue, 19 Feb 2013 10:53 am

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Postby Mi Amigo » Tue, 19 Feb 2013 2:57 pm

^^^ Image
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Postby QRM » Tue, 19 Feb 2013 3:54 pm

That's because most squat with their feet on the seat, hence the puddle in front.


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