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BellyButtons - Discuss
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BellyButtons - Discuss
what kind do you have?
1. Innie
2. Outie
3. Bellybuttonless
4. I was born in a test tube
1. Innie
2. Outie
3. Bellybuttonless
4. I was born in a test tube
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I have had two girlfriends with belly button phobia... couldn't go anywhere near it. And the first took the neurosis even further. She hated all buttons. All her clothes were either lashed on or zippered. All fly buttons on jeans were OK apparently. You could make her scream by saying "Catch!" and tossing a button at her.
The second one was also afraid of butterflies. WTF?
The second one was also afraid of butterflies. WTF?
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that is hilarious, did you scare her often with your belly button on purpose?alittlerisky wrote:I have had two girlfriends with belly button phobia... couldn't go anywhere near it. And the first took the neurosis even further. She hated all buttons. All her clothes were either lashed on or zippered. All fly buttons on jeans were OK apparently. You could make her scream by saying "Catch!" and tossing a button at her.
The second one was also afraid of butterflies. WTF?

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Heh... you could make the first one almost vomit by sticking your finger or tongue in her belly button. Quite funny really.rajagainstthemachine wrote:that is hilarious, did you scare her often with your belly button on purpose?alittlerisky wrote:I have had two girlfriends with belly button phobia... couldn't go anywhere near it. And the first took the neurosis even further. She hated all buttons. All her clothes were either lashed on or zippered. All fly buttons on jeans were OK apparently. You could make her scream by saying "Catch!" and tossing a button at her.
The second one was also afraid of butterflies. WTF?
I was in England with the second (butterfly wimp) g/f visiting a stately home. Now... call me evil, but I knew that had a butterfly sort of greenhouse place in the grounds. Looked round the house then went into the butterfly greenhouse without telling her what it was... I have never laughed so much.
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Damned sure did, didn't he. But it really didn't hold my attention very long. Those boys sure had some 6-packs though didn't they. Excellent show and I originally thought the tickets were a bit too expensive but with the buffet before and the desserts and free flow of wine & beer, autograph session and a leisurely round in the stables, it was worth it. My wife was like a little kid, she was so excited. There were some damned fine horseflesh out there.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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