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by rajagainstthemachine » Sat, 16 Feb 2013 1:04 pm
what kind do you have?
1. Innie
2. Outie
3. Bellybuttonless
4. I was born in a test tube
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by sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 16 Feb 2013 1:07 pm
Lint collectors.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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by nutnut » Sat, 16 Feb 2013 8:02 pm
You go first Raj.
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by nakatago » Sat, 16 Feb 2013 8:10 pm
What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?
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by rajagainstthemachine » Sat, 16 Feb 2013 9:40 pm
I have an Innie, its a classic Lint collector, if you carried out radio carbon dating the oldest lint would date to around 1979

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by taxico » Mon, 18 Feb 2013 7:24 pm
i enjoy cleaning out mine of lint every coupla months. my wife doesn't understand why i find pleasure in it. neither do i.
she has one of those flat belly buttons.
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by alittlerisky » Tue, 19 Feb 2013 3:53 pm
I have had two girlfriends with belly button phobia... couldn't go anywhere near it. And the first took the neurosis even further. She hated all buttons. All her clothes were either lashed on or zippered. All fly buttons on jeans were OK apparently. You could make her scream by saying "Catch!" and tossing a button at her.
The second one was also afraid of butterflies. WTF?
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by rajagainstthemachine » Tue, 19 Feb 2013 10:58 pm
alittlerisky wrote:I have had two girlfriends with belly button phobia... couldn't go anywhere near it. And the first took the neurosis even further. She hated all buttons. All her clothes were either lashed on or zippered. All fly buttons on jeans were OK apparently. You could make her scream by saying "Catch!" and tossing a button at her.
The second one was also afraid of butterflies. WTF?
that is hilarious, did you scare her often with your belly button on purpose?

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by alittlerisky » Wed, 20 Feb 2013 11:38 am
rajagainstthemachine wrote:alittlerisky wrote:I have had two girlfriends with belly button phobia... couldn't go anywhere near it. And the first took the neurosis even further. She hated all buttons. All her clothes were either lashed on or zippered. All fly buttons on jeans were OK apparently. You could make her scream by saying "Catch!" and tossing a button at her.
The second one was also afraid of butterflies. WTF?
that is hilarious, did you scare her often with your belly button on purpose?

Heh... you could make the first one almost vomit by sticking your finger or tongue in her belly button. Quite funny really.
I was in England with the second (butterfly wimp) g/f visiting a stately home. Now... call me evil, but I knew that had a butterfly sort of greenhouse place in the grounds. Looked round the house then went into the butterfly greenhouse without telling her what it was... I have never laughed so much.
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by rajagainstthemachine » Fri, 22 Feb 2013 5:29 pm
how the hell does underwear string find its way there is beyond me?
*tosses away a blue lil thread*
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by rajagainstthemachine » Fri, 26 Sep 2014 7:02 am
anyone with an outie raise your hands

To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late
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by Steve1960 » Mon, 29 Sep 2014 1:05 pm
My wife has an outie but then she is 8 months pregnant.
I keep pushing it like a lift button.
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by rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 29 Sep 2014 2:37 pm
Steve1960 wrote:My wife has an outie but then she is 8 months pregnant.
I keep pushing it like a lift button.
what floor you press? basment levels or the top floors?
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late
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by QRM » Mon, 29 Sep 2014 3:27 pm
Worth going to the Cavalia show to see one of the acrobats he has one of the biggest outtie belly button I have ever seen, kept distracting my attention from the show.
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by sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 29 Sep 2014 3:52 pm
Damned sure did, didn't he. But it really didn't hold my attention very long. Those boys sure had some 6-packs though didn't they. Excellent show and I originally thought the tickets were a bit too expensive but with the buffet before and the desserts and free flow of wine & beer, autograph session and a leisurely round in the stables, it was worth it. My wife was like a little kid, she was so excited. There were some damned fine horseflesh out there.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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