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Breaking premiere night news!

Postby alittlerisky » Fri, 01 Feb 2013 5:45 pm

Newsdesk: All hollywood is in town for tonights star-studded premiere! We go live to our on the red carpet now. Macy, how do things look??

Macy reporter: Bleak. In 800 million years the ageing, brightening sun will boil away the oceans and all this will be blowing sand.

Newsdesk: Oh...umm..Sounds pretty grim. Anyway, how are the stars reacting?

Macy repoter: Hrdrogen fusion. But it wont last forever.

Newsdesk: I mean the MOVIE stars.

Macy reporter: They won't last forever, none of us will.


hehehe. I need to get out more.
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Postby alittlerisky » Fri, 01 Feb 2013 5:51 pm

or:


As a project wears on standards for success slip lower and lower.

Zero Hours:
Me: OK, I should be able to dual-boot bsd soon.

6 hours:
Me: I'll be happy is I can just get the system working like it was when I started.

10 hours:
Me: Well...the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptops developed.

24 hours:
Me: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.

Girlfriend: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.
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Postby v4jr4 » Fri, 01 Feb 2013 7:28 pm

Sounds like xkcd :P
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