Newsdesk: All hollywood is in town for tonights star-studded premiere! We go live to our on the red carpet now. Macy, how do things look??
Macy reporter: Bleak. In 800 million years the ageing, brightening sun will boil away the oceans and all this will be blowing sand.
Newsdesk: Oh...umm..Sounds pretty grim. Anyway, how are the stars reacting?
Macy repoter: Hrdrogen fusion. But it wont last forever.
Newsdesk: I mean the MOVIE stars.
Macy reporter: They won't last forever, none of us will.
hehehe. I need to get out more.
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or:
As a project wears on standards for success slip lower and lower.
Zero Hours:
Me: OK, I should be able to dual-boot bsd soon.
6 hours:
Me: I'll be happy is I can just get the system working like it was when I started.
10 hours:
Me: Well...the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptops developed.
24 hours:
Me: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
Girlfriend: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.
As a project wears on standards for success slip lower and lower.
Zero Hours:
Me: OK, I should be able to dual-boot bsd soon.
6 hours:
Me: I'll be happy is I can just get the system working like it was when I started.
10 hours:
Me: Well...the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptops developed.
24 hours:
Me: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
Girlfriend: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.
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