Newsdesk: All hollywood is in town for tonights star-studded premiere! We go live to our on the red carpet now. Macy, how do things look??
Macy reporter: Bleak. In 800 million years the ageing, brightening sun will boil away the oceans and all this will be blowing sand.
Newsdesk: Oh...umm..Sounds pretty grim. Anyway, how are the stars reacting?
Macy repoter: Hrdrogen fusion. But it wont last forever.
Newsdesk: I mean the MOVIE stars.
Macy reporter: They won't last forever, none of us will.
hehehe. I need to get out more.