Today I was that guy/girl thread

[Steve1960]

I was the guy who having cut his thumb quite deeply whilst chopping vegetables two days ago did exactly the same thing in exactly the same place last night.

Boy, cutting open a partly healed wound really really hurts

[Beeroclock]

I was the guy who having cut his thumb quite deeply whilst chopping vegetables two days ago did exactly the same thing in exactly the same place last night.

Boy, cutting open a partly healed wound really really hurts

Ouch!!! Wincing as I read this

[rajagainstthemachine]

Today I was that guy who was caught giggling in a video conference meeting..

this is what the other participants saw

what I saw.. my naked gf out of the shower and trying to step frantically step away from the gaze of the camera. Of course the last thing I wanted to be in was a video conference meeting in which my gf is casually walking naked around the house.

[bgd]

That's more interesting than my VCs

[rajagainstthemachine]

Splashed umbrella water on a lady by mistake, cause she was hanging by the door and wouldn't let me through, she started to say something about umbrella and keep it out of the way, I said I couldn't hear her and put my ear close to her face, she said KEEP THAT UMBRELLA AWAY at which point I whispered im sorry in her ear and then she said what?? I said IM SORRY loudly at which point there was an awkward silence and everybody looked at us.

[rajagainstthemachine]

I was alone in the lift today on the way up to the fourth floor, usually nobody is in the building this early ( eight thirty )
Door opens and there's a guy who looks like this standing outside



and I blurt out " freak I REALLY NEED TO POOP NOW"


we look at each other and there's an awkward moment of silence.