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Today I was that guy/girl thread

Post by rajagainstthemachine » Wed, 30 Jan 2013 7:01 pm

Something funny/mean happened to you today? post it here.

Today I was that guy who pressed the close doors on the lift leaving 20 people stranded below.

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Wed, 30 Jan 2013 7:23 pm

well 2 weeks I was that guy who got stuck in the mrt doors cause an MRT zombie wouldn't make space for me.

The definition of zombie is here
http://forum.singaporeexpats.com/sutra6 ... tml#624268

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Post by siomonwitt » Wed, 30 Jan 2013 8:42 pm

This is really funny !! :) !!

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 30 Jan 2013 9:04 pm

siomonwitt wrote:This is really funny !! :) !!
So are you, you useless spamming twit. Adios.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Thu, 31 Jan 2013 10:00 am

Either nothing funny happens to people out here or you guys too embarrassed to post funny things happening to yourself.
:P

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Post by zzm9980 » Thu, 31 Jan 2013 10:39 am

rajagainstthemachine wrote:Either nothing funny happens to people out here or you guys too embarrassed to post funny things happening to yourself.
:P
Yeah, pretty much. I was in a light sleep at about 5am this morning before waking up officially. I kept hearing cheering and then a 'whistle' blow. I was surprised and thought I was hearing some pub watching one of the 4am games last night. I looked at my iphone and notice the cheers were corresponding with goals in the Chelsea game. I was all excited and trying to figure out where it could be coming from since I live pretty high up, and what I could say to my wife to sneak away for the next game. Then i realized an app I installed on my iPad played a quite realistic 'cheer' sound on goals, and whistle blow for the end of the halves/OT. Being packed in my bag, it was muffled just right (and me being half asleep) I really thought it was a pub.

Yeah, not too funny, but it amused me.

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Fri, 08 Feb 2013 1:49 pm

I was that guy who said something in class and then there was an awkward silence

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Sat, 16 Feb 2013 1:14 pm

today I will be that guy who will let out stinky farts wherever i go
I plan to crop dust the neighborhood

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Fri, 18 Apr 2014 6:37 pm

Today i was that guy who Pissed off a Chinese aunty in a merc for walking slow,she beeped, I walked slower!
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late

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Post by GeorgeL » Tue, 29 Apr 2014 5:52 pm

Today I was the guy who fell asleep during a meeting. Didn't get caught tho.

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Post by BedokAmerican » Tue, 29 Apr 2014 10:29 pm

When trying to cross the street a few days ago, the red man turns into a green man suggesting it's ok for people to cross, but motorists still continue to turn left. I had my piercing loud whistle ready and put out my hand at the taxicab driver, who had his window down, signaling him to stop while blowing it. I then hurried across the street, not looking at anyone. People might have thought it was rude, but at least they didn't have to wait to cross the street. But the motorists were rude as well by not stopping for pedestrians. Needless to say, I've only done this twice.....so far.

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Post by CaptainBullus » Tue, 29 Apr 2014 10:59 pm

Do you carry a whistle just for this purpose? Or does it get blown at other annoying people?

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Post by Beeroclock » Tue, 29 Apr 2014 11:31 pm

CaptainBullus wrote:Do you carry a whistle just for this purpose? Or does it get blown at other annoying people?
not a bad idea actually to have a whistle handy for most pedestrian activity in this country! Slow walkers, jay walkers, smartphone zombies, bikes, and yeah most of all cars.... So many sources of footpath rage

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Wed, 30 Apr 2014 12:24 am

BedokAmerican wrote:When trying to cross the street a few days ago, the red man turns into a green man suggesting it's ok for people to cross, but motorists still continue to turn left. I had my piercing loud whistle ready and put out my hand at the taxicab driver, who had his window down, signaling him to stop while blowing it. I then hurried across the street, not looking at anyone. People might have thought it was rude, but at least they didn't have to wait to cross the street. But the motorists were rude as well by not stopping for pedestrians. Needless to say, I've only done this twice.....so far.
thats the most funniest thing I've read all day. :D
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Post by nutnut » Wed, 30 Apr 2014 8:26 am

I was the guy who bought the wrong part for my cupboard in ikea and didn't notice until the doors didn't fit properly.

(Is this how we do it?)
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