Split from 7 mln: DBS Vickers due to AGC directive.

intellectualsmuse · Post by **intellectualsmuse** » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 8:40 pm

morenangpinay wrote:or instead of the cash.just give the girls LV bags for every baby born first baby shoulder bag, for 2 babies= luggage. for a basketball team= a whole set of LV bags:lol:

Knowing some of the women I've interacted with, this suggestion might actually work

Attagirl!

zzm9980 · Post by **zzm9980** » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 9:06 pm

offshoreoildude wrote: Sometimes I feel like I'm the nastiest racist bigoted homophobe poster here and then I get to read something like this....

Nice bit of lateral thinking ZZM.

I couldn't let your post about 377A win the 'Troll of the day' award

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 9:12 pm

OSOD spends his days surrounded by young men pumping oil.

Sergei spends his surrounded by young men pumping iron.

So they have pumping (and) young men in common.

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 9:41 pm

offshoreoildude wrote:
Mi Amigo wrote:
Sergei82 wrote:3+ years ago when I just came to Singapore and went to MOM to receive my card, there was a Malay guy in staff - smiling a lot and circling around me. He gave me his business card. After harsh reality of Seoul I was surprised by friendliness of local people... until he started smsing me something like "Did you ever f##k a guy?" Since I never had such a happy moment in my entire life and did not wish to have it ever in the future, I stopped communication. He was still asking "I'm sorry. Let us just be friends."

DISGUSTING!!! I just stepped into Singapore!
You should have given him OSOD's HP number
I would have reported him for 377A violations

Before or after?

offshoreoildude · Post by **offshoreoildude** » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 10:56 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:
offshoreoildude wrote:
Mi Amigo wrote: You should have given him OSOD's HP number
I would have reported him for 377A violations
Before or after?

Low blow SMS, low blow.

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 11:39 pm

You left yourself open. With this bunch, somebody would have taken the shot. Might as well be me for a change!

A low blow?

Post by **nakatago** » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:32 am

zzm9980 wrote:Singapore will just need to recruit nerdy white boys living back in the States. The way? Recruit from inside of video games. Anyone here (come on, I know some of you have) who has ever played an online game know that there is nothing more of a siren's call than an unseen female voice chatting with nine guys during a video game. (World of Warcraft, COD, xbox anything, you name it). Even more so once she says she is Asian.

In a Singlish accent? Yeah, that's sexy.

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:56 am

nakatago wrote:
zzm9980 wrote:Singapore will just need to recruit nerdy white boys living back in the States. The way? Recruit from inside of video games. Anyone here (come on, I know some of you have) who has ever played an online game know that there is nothing more of a siren's call than an unseen female voice chatting with nine guys during a video game. (World of Warcraft, COD, xbox anything, you name it). Even more so once she says she is Asian.
In a Singlish accent? Yeah, that's sexy.

'Wah liao sexing boy, how bout you show yol right-sabre action hor (ps I China, you wan mek baby tonight ah?)!'

the lynx · Post by **the lynx** » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 8:51 am

JR8 wrote:'Wah liao sexing boy, how bout you show yol right-sabre action hor (ps I China, you wan mek baby tonight ah?)!'

Not sure if I'm laughing at the notion, or your Singlish

zzm9980 · Post by **zzm9980** » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 9:56 am

JR8 wrote:
nakatago wrote:
zzm9980 wrote:Singapore will just need to recruit nerdy white boys living back in the States. The way? Recruit from inside of video games. Anyone here (come on, I know some of you have) who has ever played an online game know that there is nothing more of a siren's call than an unseen female voice chatting with nine guys during a video game. (World of Warcraft, COD, xbox anything, you name it). Even more so once she says she is Asian.
In a Singlish accent? Yeah, that's sexy.

'Wah liao sexing boy, how bout you show yol right-sabre action hor (ps I China, you wan mek baby tonight ah?)!'

zzm9980 · Post by **zzm9980** » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 9:57 am

nakatago wrote:
zzm9980 wrote:Singapore will just need to recruit nerdy white boys living back in the States. The way? Recruit from inside of video games. Anyone here (come on, I know some of you have) who has ever played an online game know that there is nothing more of a siren's call than an unseen female voice chatting with nine guys during a video game. (World of Warcraft, COD, xbox anything, you name it). Even more so once she says she is Asian.

In a Singlish accent? Yeah, that's sexy.

Doesn't matter. all they have to do is post a 100x160 pixel thumbnail of their face at a Myspace angle. Hell, doesn't even matter if it's full res of their fat thighs.

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