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by intellectualsmuse » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 8:40 pm
morenangpinay wrote:or instead of the cash.just give the girls LV bags for every baby born first baby shoulder bag, for 2 babies= luggage. for a basketball team= a whole set of LV bags:lol:
Knowing some of the women I've interacted with, this suggestion might actually work
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by zzm9980 » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 9:06 pm
offshoreoildude wrote:
Sometimes I feel like I'm the nastiest racist bigoted homophobe poster here and then I get to read something like this....
Nice bit of lateral thinking ZZM.
I couldn't let your post about 377A win the 'Troll of the day' award

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by JR8 » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 9:12 pm
OSOD spends his days surrounded by young men pumping oil.
Sergei spends his surrounded by young men pumping iron.
So they have pumping
(and) young men in common.

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by sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 9:41 pm
offshoreoildude wrote:Mi Amigo wrote:Sergei82 wrote:3+ years ago when I just came to Singapore and went to MOM to receive my card, there was a Malay guy in staff - smiling a lot and circling around me. He gave me his business card. After harsh reality of Seoul I was surprised by friendliness of local people... until he started smsing me something like "Did you ever f##k a guy?" Since I never had such a happy moment in my entire life and did not wish to have it ever in the future, I stopped communication. He was still asking "I'm sorry. Let us just be friends."
DISGUSTING!!! I just stepped into Singapore!
You should have given him OSOD's HP number

I would have reported him for 377A violations

Before or after?

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by offshoreoildude » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 10:56 pm
sundaymorningstaple wrote:offshoreoildude wrote:Mi Amigo wrote:
You should have given him OSOD's HP number

I would have reported him for 377A violations

Before or after?

Low blow SMS, low blow.
Now I'm called PNGMK
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by sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 22 Jan 2013 11:39 pm
You left yourself open. With this bunch, somebody would have taken the shot. Might as well be me for a change!
A low blow?

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by nakatago » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:32 am
zzm9980 wrote:Singapore will just need to recruit nerdy white boys living back in the States. The way? Recruit from inside of video games. Anyone here (come on, I know some of you have) who has ever played an online game know that there is nothing more of a siren's call than an unseen female voice chatting with nine guys during a video game. (World of Warcraft, COD, xbox anything, you name it). Even more so once she says she is Asian.
In a Singlish accent? Yeah, that's sexy.

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by JR8 » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:56 am
nakatago wrote:zzm9980 wrote:Singapore will just need to recruit nerdy white boys living back in the States. The way? Recruit from inside of video games. Anyone here (come on, I know some of you have) who has ever played an online game know that there is nothing more of a siren's call than an unseen female voice chatting with nine guys during a video game. (World of Warcraft, COD, xbox anything, you name it). Even more so once she says she is Asian.
In a Singlish accent? Yeah, that's sexy.

'Wah liao sexing boy, how bout you show yol right-sabre action hor (ps I China, you wan mek baby tonight ah?)!'
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by the lynx » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 8:51 am
JR8 wrote:'Wah liao sexing boy, how bout you show yol right-sabre action hor (ps I China, you wan mek baby tonight ah?)!'
Not sure if I'm laughing at the notion, or your Singlish

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by zzm9980 » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 9:56 am
JR8 wrote:nakatago wrote:zzm9980 wrote:Singapore will just need to recruit nerdy white boys living back in the States. The way? Recruit from inside of video games. Anyone here (come on, I know some of you have) who has ever played an online game know that there is nothing more of a siren's call than an unseen female voice chatting with nine guys during a video game. (World of Warcraft, COD, xbox anything, you name it). Even more so once she says she is Asian.
In a Singlish accent? Yeah, that's sexy.

'Wah liao sexing boy, how bout you show yol right-sabre action hor (ps I China, you wan mek baby tonight ah?)!'

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by zzm9980 » Wed, 23 Jan 2013 9:57 am
nakatago wrote:zzm9980 wrote:Singapore will just need to recruit nerdy white boys living back in the States. The way? Recruit from inside of video games. Anyone here (come on, I know some of you have) who has ever played an online game know that there is nothing more of a siren's call than an unseen female voice chatting with nine guys during a video game. (World of Warcraft, COD, xbox anything, you name it). Even more so once she says she is Asian.
In a Singlish accent? Yeah, that's sexy.

Doesn't matter. all they have to do is post a 100x160 pixel thumbnail of their face at a Myspace angle. Hell, doesn't even matter if it's full res of their fat thighs.
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