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A Russian and a Ukrainian walk into a bar...

Postby offshoreoildude » Fri, 18 Jan 2013 9:47 am

The bartender says to the Ukrainian - "Hi Sergei82!".

The bartender says to the Russian - "Hi Sergei82!".
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Postby the lynx » Fri, 18 Jan 2013 9:59 am

You really love people from the former USSR, eh?

:friday:

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Postby nakatago » Fri, 18 Jan 2013 10:19 am

Looks like we have a new running gag, aside from the "do you have masters" and "prestigious company/university" now.

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Postby Mi Amigo » Fri, 18 Jan 2013 11:15 am

Having met the very famous Sergei, I can vouch that he is a very prestigious gentleman from a reputed country. :P
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Postby nakatago » Fri, 18 Jan 2013 11:17 am

Mi Amigo wrote:Having met the very famous Sergei, I can vouch that he is a very prestigious gentleman from a reputed country. :P


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Postby ScoobyDoes » Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:07 pm

A Russian and a Ukrainian walk into a bar...





.....and didn't come out.
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Postby Brah » Fri, 18 Jan 2013 1:32 pm

ScoobyDoes wrote:A Russian and a Ukrainian walk into a bar...


Talked to the Aussie Oil guy, then left.

The Aussie Oil guy considered those words carefully....

ScoobyDoes wrote:....and didn't come out.

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Postby offshoreoildude » Fri, 18 Jan 2013 1:45 pm

the lynx wrote:You really love people from the former USSR, eh?

:friday:


My DW has a BA in Russian and a MA in Uzbek and even she is a bit the same as me. Yeah I like Ukraissians - the blonde female ones between 20 and 40 < 55kg are ok.

I'm sure Sergei is a good guy.
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Postby vink2 » Sat, 19 Jan 2013 1:47 pm

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Postby vink2 » Sat, 19 Jan 2013 2:05 pm

Visited for EURO2012. Ukrainian Kyiv is truly amazing.
Googled and found nice video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kys8RYgj7hY[/quote]

Just checked youtube for Kyiv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrLmsgGrxAU

See the first top comment (128 likes)
yksniset
So... I just arrived from Kiev. And you know what? [skipped] Barcelona, [skipped] Vienna, [skipped] London, [skipped]Prague. This is one of the most beautiful cities I've ever seen. I expected some rotten soviet panelak ghetto but the historical center is huge, astonishing, clean and repaired. I love Ukrainian people. And I'm coming back as soon as possible. I would love to make some friends in there and get know the city even better. Long live Ukraine and it's people! Best regards from Czech Republic.

But as for Prague I will not agree with this guy. Also one more truly amazing city in Europe.

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Postby nutnut » Sat, 19 Jan 2013 5:00 pm

OSOD, Anyone would think you actually had the hots for Sergie the way you go on about it...

I'm sure you'll deny it, but, just my theory.
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 19 Jan 2013 7:36 pm

I was gonna suggest on Friday that they should just get a room this weekend. :cool: :lol:

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Postby nutnut » Sat, 19 Jan 2013 8:42 pm

:twisted: :twisted:
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Postby JR8 » Sat, 19 Jan 2013 9:01 pm

Apparently this was OSODs profile picture until he 'came over a little queer' and deleted it.

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Well, you know what they say about those long lonely nights cooped up together with other young men can do to a man.

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Postby offshoreoildude » Sun, 20 Jan 2013 7:58 am

JR8 wrote:Apparently this was OSODs profile picture until he 'came over a little queer' and deleted it.

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Well, you know what they say about those long lonely nights cooped up together with other young men can do to a man.


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