HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
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I saw this in the comments section of an article I was reading. It's funny because it's racist.
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
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It's not racist at all. I guarantee that in Texas you could have a black man, a white man, or a Mexican tell the same joke and get a laugh in their respective beer joints.
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