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How to install a Southern Home Security System

Postby nakatago » Fri, 30 Nov 2012 3:24 pm

I saw this in the comments section of an article I was reading. It's funny because it's racist.

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work

boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo

Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and

messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell

from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

"Cooter"

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Postby Strong Eagle » Fri, 30 Nov 2012 5:39 pm

It's not racist at all. I guarantee that in Texas you could have a black man, a white man, or a Mexican tell the same joke and get a laugh in their respective beer joints.

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Postby JR8 » Wed, 05 Dec 2012 12:12 am

I have friends in South Africa, Zimbabwe and Ethiopia. They all sleep with guns at their bedside. Which is pretty funny as the (American) liberals would have that they're there to 'help the people'...

- which they are
- but these same liberals are not


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