Hilarity ensues.Lost nephew at the airport but cant yell for him because his name is Jihad.
I'm having such a good hair day. No one even knows.
Being born in the Chinese year of the pig.
Waiter didn't tell me my dish had pork and just found out. Dropped my glass of wine.
Ramadan in Iceland when days are 23 hours long.
The shawarma guys wraps my sandwich too tightly, so I have to rip off little pieces of paper bit by bit.
There's no prayer room in this nightclub!