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Tampon in my back

Postby Mansoon » Fri, 10 Dec 2004 8:02 pm

Dear forum people
Recently I had to go to the toilet for a big one after that when i was wiping the rests of it I saw completely clearly like blood which had accumulated itself on the toilet paper. I tried recently a contraceptive pill of my sister now have I large fear that my body took up female hormones!! I lent myself a tampon of my mother and this as a precaution introduced by the wiping incident 7 days ago. Do I have to change this?
Please help me, I am not very much versiled in the area of the sexuality. I have very strong belly pain and have besides considerable blockages!
I wait urgently for your answer!!

Greeting

Mansoon T.

ringo

Postby ringo » Fri, 10 Dec 2004 10:59 pm

With the symptons you discribed it could be a number of things. If I were you I would see my doctor and get a proper opinion.

candy1

Postby candy1 » Tue, 14 Dec 2004 7:21 pm

Trying to understand your plight, but I have to ask this question. If you are a man, why on earth did you take your sister's contraceptive pill???

And if you have been using a tampon, chances are you have to change it every 4-6 hours. Judging from what you've said, I think you are suffering from haemorrhoids otherwise known as piles. Use suppositries, you can get it over the counter at chemist, should help with your constipation too.
good luck!

Guest

Postby Guest » Wed, 05 Jan 2005 2:28 pm

this post was the absolute bomb joke in our office :D :D :D

did I mis-read?

Postby did I mis-read? » Thu, 06 Jan 2005 2:12 pm

Let me understand....you are a man and you put a tampon up the only available place you have 7 days ago???

What were you thinking?? Get it out of there NOW! Then see 2 doctors - the first a regular medical doctor, the second a psychiatrist.

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Postby jeannet » Wed, 12 Jan 2005 5:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

JTom

Postby JTom » Wed, 26 Jan 2005 3:55 pm

can you give us an update mansoon?
if your blood accumulations missed or rather you had absence of your menstruation: then you could be pregnant my friend


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