Tampon in my back

[Mansoon]

Dear forum people
Recently I had to go to the toilet for a big one after that when i was wiping the rests of it I saw completely clearly like blood which had accumulated itself on the toilet paper. I tried recently a contraceptive pill of my sister now have I large fear that my body took up female hormones!! I lent myself a tampon of my mother and this as a precaution introduced by the wiping incident 7 days ago. Do I have to change this?
Please help me, I am not very much versiled in the area of the sexuality. I have very strong belly pain and have besides considerable blockages!
I wait urgently for your answer!!

Greeting

Mansoon T.

[ringo]

With the symptons you discribed it could be a number of things. If I were you I would see my doctor and get a proper opinion.

[candy1]

Trying to understand your plight, but I have to ask this question. If you are a man, why on earth did you take your sister's contraceptive pill???

And if you have been using a tampon, chances are you have to change it every 4-6 hours. Judging from what you've said, I think you are suffering from haemorrhoids otherwise known as piles. Use suppositries, you can get it over the counter at chemist, should help with your constipation too.
good luck!

[Guest]

this post was the absolute bomb joke in our office

[did I mis-read?]

Let me understand....you are a man and you put a tampon up the only available place you have 7 days ago???

What were you thinking?? Get it out of there NOW! Then see 2 doctors - the first a regular medical doctor, the second a psychiatrist.

[jeannet]

[JTom]

can you give us an update mansoon?
if your blood accumulations missed or rather you had absence of your menstruation: then you could be pregnant my friend