joke

[nissn]

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

[ouat19]

lol... are you serious?

[sundaymorningstaple]

damned near.

[AndyWillie]

haha you sure?

[wwww]

Would be interesting to test this assumption...

[sundaymorningstaple]

If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.

[AndyWillie]

If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.

true, they will take forever to come

[nakatago]

If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.

true, they will take forever to come

Because unlike other people, the cops think things like that are best dealt with dialogue and that Singapore's finest have more important things to do than appease passive-aggressive people and scold unconscientious neighbors.

[sundaymorningstaple]

Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?

[the lynx]

Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?

Who knows? Undercover surveillance?

[v4jr4]

Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?

Who knows? Undercover surveillance?

I only see a group of them in MRT, but it's super rare for me to see them after office hour.

But for undercover surveillance? I will surely ask "Got meh?"

[nakatago]

Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?

I said they got better things to do; I didn't say they're busy actually doing them

[the lynx]

Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?

Who knows? Undercover surveillance?

I only see a group of them in MRT, but it's super rare for me to see them after office hour.

But for undercover surveillance? I will surely ask "Got meh?"

Don't know... Just a guess...

[JR8]

'Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and asked Heisenberg, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."

Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, "Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replied, "I do now.