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Because unlike other people, the cops think things like that are best dealt with dialogue and that Singapore's finest have more important things to do than appease passive-aggressive people and scold unconscientious neighbors.AndyWillie wrote:true, they will take forever to comesundaymorningstaple wrote:If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.
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Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
I only see a group of them in MRT, but it's super rare for me to see them after office hour.the lynx wrote:Who knows? Undercover surveillance?sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
But for undercover surveillance? I will surely ask "Got meh?"
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sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
I said they got better things to do; I didn't say they're busy actually doing them

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Don't know... Just a guess...v4jr4 wrote:I only see a group of them in MRT, but it's super rare for me to see them after office hour.the lynx wrote:Who knows? Undercover surveillance?sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
But for undercover surveillance? I will surely ask "Got meh?"
'Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and asked Heisenberg, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."
Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, "Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replied, "I do now.
Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, "Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replied, "I do now.
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