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Post by Strong Eagle » Sun, 18 Mar 2012 11:57 pm

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Post by JR8 » Sun, 18 Mar 2012 11:59 pm

Like :)

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Post by Mi Amigo » Mon, 19 Mar 2012 12:26 am

Yes thats very good advise :mrgreen:
Be careful what you wish for

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Post by nutnut » Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:47 am

teehee.
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Post by Itsmekabir01 » Mon, 04 Jun 2012 4:29 pm

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Post by movingtospore » Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:20 pm

:D

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Post by ElainePanda » Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:56 pm

MAD PROPS!

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Post by MissLWS » Mon, 18 Jun 2012 4:03 pm

That made me laugh - thank you :)

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Post by AndyWillie » Fri, 22 Jun 2012 2:41 pm

hahaha that's a good one

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Post by Alisonfh » Tue, 03 Jul 2012 6:09 pm

Capitalization: The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Post by morenangpinay » Fri, 06 Jul 2012 4:06 pm

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
'Well, I'm a panda,' he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.' :lol:

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Post by the lynx » Fri, 13 Jul 2012 9:51 am

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Post by AndyWillie » Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:28 am

plus 1! :lol: :lol:

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Post by BillyB » Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:50 am

Alisonfh wrote:Capitalization: The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Brilliant!

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