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joke for the day!

Postby combatt » Fri, 02 Mar 2012 10:42 am

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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joke on wife

Postby combatt » Fri, 02 Mar 2012 10:42 am

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Postby combatt » Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:23 am

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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intelligent man

Postby combatt » Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:24 am

wheyr comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
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difference between mother & wife

Postby combatt » Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:26 am

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
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