joke for the day!

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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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wheyr comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.