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Why men and women can't be friends:D

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 1:21 pm

Sure they can. Haven't you ever heard of F**kbuddies? :o :cool:
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 1:22 pm

Problem is, once you get married, you wife doesn't understand your friendship with your f**kbuddy so it all sort of comes unraveled when she doesn't approve of your friends. :-|
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by the lynx » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 1:42 pm

of course they can! just keep the clothes on and the hands close to their own body :cool:

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Post by MandyTan » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 2:23 pm

the lynx wrote:of course they can! just keep the clothes on and the hands close to their own body :cool:
fight the constant urge then?

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Post by the lynx » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 2:30 pm

I may sound very prudish to say this but if you can't handle the complications, abstinence is the key!

There you go!

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Not prudish

Post by MandyTan » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 2:37 pm

but it seemed like the problem does lie with the guys. hahahaha

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Post by JR8 » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 8:06 pm

So come on then Mandy, who is it that is trying to bone you?


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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 8:36 pm

Ahhhh, there, methinks, is the crux of the problem! :-|
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by nakatago » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 8:43 pm

"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."

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Post by JR8 » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 9:37 pm

If you're a virgin, that's ok, we can help with that too



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Re: Why men and women can't be friends:D

Post by Strong Eagle » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 9:48 pm

Kind of like a Leno Jaywalking episode... selective editing.

JR8 be right on... somebody is gettin' randy wit mandy.

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Yes, if...

Post by milieu » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 10:38 pm

Yes, if there's no physical attraction for the friend.

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Post by Mad Scientist » Thu, 22 Dec 2011 4:53 am

milieu wrote:Yes, if there's no physical attraction for the friend.
Cover the face shoot the base ?? :P :P
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.Yahoo !!!

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 22 Dec 2011 6:53 am

Can always put a Piggly~Wiggly bag over the offending face so you have something nice to look at. Or turn off all the lights & pull the curtains as everybody knows all cats are grey in the dark. Makes fantasizing easier.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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