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Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?
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Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?
There are 3 dead bodies with smiling faces at a morgue. The morgue's manager is answering to a detective about why did these peoples die.
- This is Celtus. He DIED right after he knew that he won a 20 milions dollars lottery.
- This is Bo. He DIED after the court told him that they will let him divorce his wife without sharing his riches to her.
The manager walks towards the last dead body:
- And this is Tom. He DIED because of thunderbolt.
The Detective says:
- I can understand why the first 2 men dead with smiling faces. But I can't understand why did the last man smile.
- Ah, he THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS TAKING PHOTO OF HIM BUT IN FACT IT WAS THE LIGHTNING STRIKE
I am sorry if this story has some mistakes. I really did try my best to translate it from Vietnamese.
Thanks for reading. Thanks for Manager's help
- This is Celtus. He DIED right after he knew that he won a 20 milions dollars lottery.
- This is Bo. He DIED after the court told him that they will let him divorce his wife without sharing his riches to her.
The manager walks towards the last dead body:
- And this is Tom. He DIED because of thunderbolt.
The Detective says:
- I can understand why the first 2 men dead with smiling faces. But I can't understand why did the last man smile.
- Ah, he THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS TAKING PHOTO OF HIM BUT IN FACT IT WAS THE LIGHTNING STRIKE
I am sorry if this story has some mistakes. I really did try my best to translate it from Vietnamese.
Thanks for reading. Thanks for Manager's help
Last edited by lovelysnow on Mon, 12 Dec 2011 9:57 am, edited 3 times in total.
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Don't get it
Thunderbolt looks like flash, so Tom thought it was flash from camera...so he smiled because he thought someone took photo of him. That is why he dead with smiling face
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Re: Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?
Kana Sai !! Want to tell joke but cannot translate, here goes from me
lovelysnow wrote:There are 3 dead bodies with smiling faces at a morgue. The morgue's manager is answering to a detective about why did these peoples die.
- This is Celtus. He DIED right after he knew that he won a 20 milions dollars lottery.
- This is Bo. He DIED after the court told him that they will let him divorce his wife without sharing his riches to her.
The manager walks towards the last dead body:
- And this is Tom. He DIED because of thunderbolt.
The Detective says:
- I can understand why the first 2 men dead with smiling faces. But I can't understand why did the last man smile.
- Ah, he THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS TAKING PHOTO OF HIM BUT IN FACT IT WAS THE LIGHTNING STRIKE
I am sorry if this story has some mistakes. I really did try my best to translate it from Vietnamese.
Thanks for reading.
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.Yahoo !!!
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ohh
Maybe I am strange. I think this is so funny, but seem it does not make you guys laugh... should i delete it
Last edited by lovelysnow on Mon, 12 Dec 2011 8:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Does your dog bite?
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."
Last edited by lovelysnow on Wed, 14 Dec 2011 5:36 am, edited 1 time in total.
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SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
I have a Hungarian friend who loves to tell translated jokes. It's funny to experience the different flavours of humour in different cultures. Here's an example:
Poor little Tamas had no arms. One day his mom was baking cookies, and they smelled delicious. Tamas asked "Mama, can I please have a cookie?" She said, "Yes Tamas, they're on the counter." He said "But mama, I can't reach them, I have no arms!" She replied "Sorry Tamas, no arms, no cookies!"
Poor little Tamas had no arms. One day his mom was baking cookies, and they smelled delicious. Tamas asked "Mama, can I please have a cookie?" She said, "Yes Tamas, they're on the counter." He said "But mama, I can't reach them, I have no arms!" She replied "Sorry Tamas, no arms, no cookies!"
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