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Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?

Post by lovelysnow » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 4:53 am

There are 3 dead bodies with smiling faces at a morgue. The morgue's manager is answering to a detective about why did these peoples die.
- This is Celtus. He DIED right after he knew that he won a 20 milions dollars lottery.
- This is Bo. He DIED after the court told him that they will let him divorce his wife without sharing his riches to her.
The manager walks towards the last dead body:
- And this is Tom. He DIED because of thunderbolt.
The Detective says:
- I can understand why the first 2 men dead with smiling faces. But I can't understand why did the last man smile.
- Ah, he THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS TAKING PHOTO OF HIM BUT IN FACT IT WAS THE LIGHTNING STRIKE

I am sorry if this story has some mistakes. I really did try my best to translate it from Vietnamese.
Thanks for reading. Thanks for Manager's help
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Post by JR8 » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 5:53 am

Don't get it

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Don't get it

Post by lovelysnow » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 6:29 am

Thunderbolt looks like flash, so Tom thought it was flash from camera...so he smiled because he thought someone took photo of him. That is why he dead with smiling face
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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 6:56 am

#-o
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Re: Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?

Post by Mad Scientist » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 7:48 am

Kana Sai !! Want to tell joke but cannot translate, here goes from me
lovelysnow wrote:There are 3 dead bodies with smiling faces at a morgue. The morgue's manager is answering to a detective about why did these peoples die.
- This is Celtus. He DIED right after he knew that he won a 20 milions dollars lottery.
- This is Bo. He DIED after the court told him that they will let him divorce his wife without sharing his riches to her.
The manager walks towards the last dead body:
- And this is Tom. He DIED because of thunderbolt.
The Detective says:
- I can understand why the first 2 men dead with smiling faces. But I can't understand why did the last man smile.
- Ah, he THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS TAKING PHOTO OF HIM BUT IN FACT IT WAS THE LIGHTNING STRIKE

I am sorry if this story has some mistakes. I really did try my best to translate it from Vietnamese.
Thanks for reading.
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ohh

Post by lovelysnow » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 7:56 am

Maybe I am strange. I think this is so funny, but seem it does not make you guys laugh... should i delete it
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Post by JR8 » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 7:58 am

No no go on. It's fun.....

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Post by nakatago » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 9:03 am

I get it. I'm sorry, however, but I don't find it funny.

Oops (Rick Perry apologetic face).
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Does your dog bite?

Post by lovelysnow » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 9:28 am

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."
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Post by the lynx » Mon, 12 Dec 2011 9:50 am

I don't know what was the original post. Only saw MS's and, eventually, the edited version.

Yeah I get the joke but after reading the thread, I guess the humour got lost in translation.

Poor thing...

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 13 Dec 2011 4:10 pm

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Post by Eibow » Tue, 13 Dec 2011 5:05 pm

Wow-

Yes I do drink coffee but this morning I saw a piece of my paper sugar packet floating around in it. :shock:

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Post by poodlek » Tue, 13 Dec 2011 7:28 pm

I have a Hungarian friend who loves to tell translated jokes. It's funny to experience the different flavours of humour in different cultures. Here's an example:

Poor little Tamas had no arms. One day his mom was baking cookies, and they smelled delicious. Tamas asked "Mama, can I please have a cookie?" She said, "Yes Tamas, they're on the counter." He said "But mama, I can't reach them, I have no arms!" She replied "Sorry Tamas, no arms, no cookies!"

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