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Postby Itsmekabir01 » Mon, 28 Nov 2011 9:04 pm

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
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Re: Few Lines

Postby JR8 » Mon, 28 Nov 2011 11:29 pm

Itsmekabir01 wrote:If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.


The 'sound' of her breath?

What's wrong, does she has something lodged in her wind-pipe?

:lol: :wink:

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Postby nakatago » Mon, 28 Nov 2011 11:31 pm

A few lines:


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Postby JR8 » Mon, 28 Nov 2011 11:39 pm

nakatago wrote:A few lines:

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Best opening line to a wedding speech I've heard. In front of an audience of starchy high-end catholics.

[Dead-pan]
I didn't know what to say, so I prepared a few lines
... ...
And now I've had those, I'm feeling great'.



(The younger people got it and laughed
The older people then realised it must be a joke and laughed politely
The young people then laughed again knowing the old people didn't get it but had laughed at it. :))

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Postby the lynx » Tue, 29 Nov 2011 12:15 am

Ah-ha!

http://www.love-sessions.com/love_quote_happiness_8.htm

Dude, come up with something of your own please!

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Postby Poc4hontas » Thu, 01 Dec 2011 9:57 am

JR : Sometimes even the young ones - who is a bit ' out there' wouldn't understand the joke.

It made me laugh twice :lol:

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Postby nutnut » Thu, 01 Dec 2011 10:35 am

JR8 wrote:
nakatago wrote:A few lines:

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Best opening line to a wedding speech I've heard. In front of an audience of starchy high-end catholics.

[Dead-pan]
I didn't know what to say, so I prepared a few lines
... ...
And now I've had those, I'm feeling great'.



(The younger people got it and laughed
The older people then realised it must be a joke and laughed politely
The young people then laughed again knowing the old people didn't get it but had laughed at it. :))


At my wedding, I went for the old chestnut...
"Unaccostomed to public speaking as I am, it's not the first time today I've stood up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand"

But I must admit, a ballsy best man can use something like your's above!
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Postby Eibow » Fri, 02 Dec 2011 9:31 am

Hahaha


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