Christmas Tree

BillyB · Post by **BillyB** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 7:36 pm

JR8 wrote:
nutnut wrote:I must admit, I have found a way of stopping people walking directly at me in Shopping Malls now. If you hold a Christmas tree (in a box) across your body in front of you and walk fast then everyone seems to move out of your way!

At least they did for me, you think they'd apply the same logic when walking at a man of my size anyway

nutnut

Try walking swiftly and letting a few walk into you, and see what happens.

It's fun isn't it!

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 7:45 pm

BillyB wrote:
JR8 wrote:
nutnut wrote:I must admit, I have found a way of stopping people walking directly at me in Shopping Malls now. If you hold a Christmas tree (in a box) across your body in front of you and walk fast then everyone seems to move out of your way!

At least they did for me, you think they'd apply the same logic when walking at a man of my size anyway

nutnut

Try walking swiftly and letting a few walk into you, and see what happens.
It's fun isn't it!

Yah, most just bounce off, but the odd one goes atomic on you, mind you that's fun too, like having your boots mercilessly savaged by a hamster

nutnut · Post by **nutnut** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 7:49 pm

JR8 wrote:
BillyB wrote:
JR8 wrote:
Try walking swiftly and letting a few walk into you, and see what happens.
It's fun isn't it!
Yah, most just bounce off, but the odd one goes atomic on you, mind you that's fun too, like having your boots mercilessly savaged by a hamster

I've tried it a couple of times, but I'm fairly big so it an be a little dangerous. Although, I must admit to enjoying it! I did it in an MRT station one day, there was a guy standing right infront of the doors and I walked right into him and he ended up on the floor.

I was always told never to pick on people smaller than me though.... Doesn't leave many folk!

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 7:58 pm

nutnut wrote: I did it in an MRT station one day, there was a guy standing right infront of the doors and I walked right into him and he ended up on the floor.

Hi-5!

BillyB · Post by **BillyB** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 7:59 pm

JR8 wrote:
nutnut wrote: I did it in an MRT station one day, there was a guy standing right infront of the doors and I walked right into him and he ended up on the floor.
Hi-5!

No women or children though......

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 8:01 pm

BillyB wrote:
JR8 wrote:
nutnut wrote: I did it in an MRT station one day, there was a guy standing right infront of the doors and I walked right into him and he ended up on the floor.
Hi-5!

No women or children though......

Oh, I don't discriminate against the people foolish enough to walk into me

BillyB · Post by **BillyB** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 8:04 pm

JR8 wrote:
BillyB wrote:
JR8 wrote: Hi-5!

No women or children though......
Oh, I don't discriminate against the people foolish enough to walk into me

Shame on you!

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 8:12 pm

BillyB wrote:
JR8 wrote:
BillyB wrote: No women or children though......
Oh, I don't discriminate against the people foolish enough to walk into me
Shame on you!

Why do you (or are you just in a cranky mood this pm and gobbing off?)?

BillyB · Post by **BillyB** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 8:15 pm

JR8 wrote:
BillyB wrote:
JR8 wrote: Oh, I don't discriminate against the people foolish enough to walk into me
Shame on you!
Why do you (or are you just in a cranky mood this pm and gobbing off?)?

Depends on how my yoga went in the morning!

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 8:26 pm

BillyB wrote: Depends on how my yoga went in the morning!

And I thought you were joking about shaving your balls!

BillyB · Post by **BillyB** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 8:32 pm

JR8 wrote:
BillyB wrote: Depends on how my yoga went in the morning!
And I thought you were joking about shaving your balls!

I was.......immacing them is much easier!

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 9:12 pm

BillyB wrote:
JR8 wrote:
BillyB wrote: Depends on how my yoga went in the morning!
And I thought you were joking about shaving your balls!
I was.......immacing them is much easier!

Oh f$ck! doesn't that like bleach them or something?

Snowballs! :=D

nutnut · Post by **nutnut** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 10:03 pm

BillyB wrote:
JR8 wrote:
nutnut wrote: I did it in an MRT station one day, there was a guy standing right infront of the doors and I walked right into him and he ended up on the floor.
Hi-5!

No women or children though......

To be fair, I tend to only leave it to the biggest blokes I can find!

My 5 year old managed to knock a guy over in Expo at an IT show one time when they walked right into him! That was classic, definite hi-5 moment.

It's funnier seeing 'big' blokes knocked over I think!

Post by **nakatago** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 10:23 pm

Oh boy.

The last this kind of discussion happened, some over-sensitive person accused expats of assault.

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Wed, 30 Nov 2011 10:34 pm

nakatago wrote:Oh boy.

The last this kind of discussion happened, some over-sensitive person accused expats of assault.

Oh yes, you're right!

Afterthought: But that only sort of reinforced the original point being made...

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