tortoise, tips on how to keep it?

[nakatago]

Well, the hare slept and the tortoise moseyed along his usual pace. It may be a race, but it's still boring.

Unless, of course, it went like this: http://youtu.be/etR713xJiMk

[Travailes]

I love tortoise - never managed a whole one though !
Just a clever animal - comes with its own in-built soup bowl - YUM !