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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother
Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room,
strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a
knock at the door.
"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the
door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a
blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want
these blinds?"
