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Post by Barnsley » Mon, 24 Oct 2011 5:59 pm

......MONDAY MORNING...
Mrs Ferguson Says to Alex, "wake up dear its 7",
Alex says F*** ME THEY HAVENT SCORED AGAIN HAVE THEY

Life is short, paddle harder!!

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Post by Asdracles » Mon, 24 Oct 2011 9:54 pm

Good one... but I didn't watch the match as I don't watch tennis

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Post by Asdracles » Mon, 24 Oct 2011 9:59 pm

I heard that the ManU guys are going to film a remake of "Six and the City"

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Post by lol67890 » Tue, 01 Nov 2011 9:35 pm

haha! that was..

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Post by medcheckonsat » Fri, 04 Nov 2011 8:29 am

A : Excuse me Sir Alex Ferguson, what time is it?

Fergie: It is Six past De Gea

Smokers never grow old, they die young

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Post by cufflinks939 » Tue, 03 Jan 2012 3:25 pm

Haha, good ones, I bloody hate that soccer team, I am chuffed that they lost to Blackburn Rovers

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