[NSFW] Best. Roommate. Ever.

[nakatago]

Listen up, fresh-off-the-boat Singapore migrants: A lot of you are probably looking for accommodations and most of you probably wouldn't mind sharing a flat first, albeit with a complete stranger.

I've seen a lot of people posting here desperate for room mates. Most of them, however, are against the rules (no ads or solicitations) so they get deleted.

However, if you're like this awesomest guy from Alabama posting on SF craigslist, we may--just may--let it go if your post is awesome enough.

Warning: gratuitous use of f-bombs ahead.

Kickass, Awesome Roommate Ever

NB: This is a JOKE. You post something like that, it's still advertising and hence will be deleted faster than you can say "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad".

[sundaymorningstaple]

But please, have it vetted by us "before" posting it.

('n leave out the F-bombs!)

[nakatago]

Y'know what? I just realized people WON'T get the joke.

Sheesh.

[sundaymorningstaple]

I know. The problem will be with Masters holders. Hence my post.

[nakatago]

I know. The problem will be with Masters holders. Hence my post.

OK, updated the original post. Here's to literacy...