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i clicked on it because i thought the nick GOING TO BE HANDSOME was hilarious, then i saw some creepy eyeballs and a signatures which goes:
Next: Rhinoplasty + Tip-Plasty
Done: Blepharoplasty + Epicanthoplasty Surgery @Dr Chirayut 7 June 2011
i'm glad there's now a sub-forum for them.
hey, this is the rubbish section. take it easy.
i clicked on it because i thought the nick GOING TO BE HANDSOME was hilarious, then i saw some creepy eyeballs and a signatures which goes:
Next: Rhinoplasty + Tip-Plasty
Done: Blepharoplasty + Epicanthoplasty Surgery @Dr Chirayut 7 June 2011
i'm glad there's now a sub-forum for them.
hey, this is the rubbish section. take it easy.
Aut viam ad caelum inveniam aut faciam
Never understand why people have plastic surgery on their faces, you look at the people who have botox and all that other skin-stretching rubbish done and they basically just make themselves look like they've got down's syndrome
Boob jobs on the other hand, well they're a gift from God
Boob jobs on the other hand, well they're a gift from God

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15 years down the road. Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect get married and have a kid. The kid is Ugly as the southern end of a north bound baboon. Kid grows up thinking his Mom must have been having an affair with a ogre cause he has no idea both of his parents looked like factory rejects before PS. That or the kid thinks he's adopted and the parent haven't told him. Now the kid has a complex and the parent are to blame.
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Reminds me of the guy who sued his 'ugly' wife...sundaymorningstaple wrote:15 years down the road. Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect get married and have a kid. The kid is Ugly as the southern end of a north bound baboon. Kid grows up thinking his Mom must have been having an affair with a ogre cause he has no idea both of his parents looked like factory rejects before PS. That or the kid thinks he's adopted and the parent haven't told him. Now the kid has a complex and the parent are to blame.
"Hong Kong - A disgusted husband in northern China divorced his wife and sued her for deceit after discovering that she had had plastic surgery before they met, a news report said on Wednesday. Jian Feng became suspicious when the beautiful woman he married two years earlier gave birth to an ugly daughter last year, according to the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily. Jian, from Hegang province, demanded to know if she had been unfaithful to him and to prove her fidelity. His wife then showed him a photograph of herself taken before her cosmetic surgery. The woman had travelled to South Korea before they met and paid more than $100,000 for surgery to make her better looking, the newspaper said."
Sigh... all in vanity...

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I may or may have not posted this before: http://youtu.be/XVS0iwQVBjIJR8 wrote:Hahahahaha!!![]()
Now that's funny!
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it rightJR8 wrote:Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.
It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.
I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.
Can't think why.
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Wow, just wowthe lynx wrote:Reminds me of the guy who sued his 'ugly' wife...sundaymorningstaple wrote:15 years down the road. Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect get married and have a kid. The kid is Ugly as the southern end of a north bound baboon. Kid grows up thinking his Mom must have been having an affair with a ogre cause he has no idea both of his parents looked like factory rejects before PS. That or the kid thinks he's adopted and the parent haven't told him. Now the kid has a complex and the parent are to blame.
"Hong Kong - A disgusted husband in northern China divorced his wife and sued her for deceit after discovering that she had had plastic surgery before they met, a news report said on Wednesday. Jian Feng became suspicious when the beautiful woman he married two years earlier gave birth to an ugly daughter last year, according to the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily. Jian, from Hegang province, demanded to know if she had been unfaithful to him and to prove her fidelity. His wife then showed him a photograph of herself taken before her cosmetic surgery. The woman had travelled to South Korea before they met and paid more than $100,000 for surgery to make her better looking, the newspaper said."
Sigh... all in vanity...

I wonder what he was suing for though. Was he out to get enough money out of her that he could buy himself another bride who hadn't had surgery? I understand he was pissed off but what is he going to achieve by suing???
Poor kid with parents like that
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSdLRiD6YJayCee wrote:You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it rightJR8 wrote:Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.
It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.
I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.
Can't think why.
Maybe this will change the guys' mind (actually the effect would be on the girls but it's gruesome enough)

the lynx wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSdLRiD6YJayCee wrote:You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it rightJR8 wrote:Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.
It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.
I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.
Can't think why.
Maybe this will change the guys' mind (actually the effect would be on the girls but it's gruesome enough)
Well that was fun!

(Let's try and follow the logic. Some gases have lower densities than others, therefore with implants your chest can explode?)
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It is the matter of relative atmospheric pressureJR8 wrote:the lynx wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSdLRiD6YJayCee wrote: You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it right
Maybe this will change the guys' mind (actually the effect would be on the girls but it's gruesome enough)
Well that was fun!![]()
(Let's try and follow the logic. Some gases have lower densities than others, therefore with implants your chest can explode?)

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