Chats, Flames, Jokes, Junks. Don't know where to post ? You've just found the right place.
-
taxico
- Director
![Director Director]()
- Posts: 3327
- Joined: Sat, 10 May 2008 6:05 pm
- Location: Existential dilemma!
Post
by taxico » Thu, 30 Jun 2011 9:17 pm
http://forum.singaporeexpats.com/sutra5 ... tml#531919
i clicked on it because i thought the nick GOING TO BE HANDSOME was hilarious, then i saw some creepy eyeballs and a signatures which goes:
Next: Rhinoplasty + Tip-Plasty
Done: Blepharoplasty + Epicanthoplasty Surgery @Dr Chirayut 7 June 2011
i'm glad there's now a sub-forum for them.
hey, this is the rubbish section. take it easy.
Aut viam ad caelum inveniam aut faciam
-
nakatago
- Moderator
![Moderator Moderator]()
- Posts: 8363
- Joined: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:23 pm
- Location: Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Children
Post
by nakatago » Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:06 pm
I thought you were gonna discuss horror movies and I thought, "why don't I link the plastic surgery threads here?" but then that's what you had in mind already anyway.

"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
-
JR8
- Immortal
![Immortal Immortal]()
- Posts: 16522
- Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:43 pm
- Location: K. Puki Manis
Post
by JR8 » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 12:30 am
It is indeed a strange place, where Frankenstein's parade their latest wares and next aspirations...

-
the lynx
- Governor
![Governor Governor]()
- Posts: 5281
- Joined: Thu, 09 Dec 2010 6:29 pm
- Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location:
Post
by the lynx » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:09 am
Isn't it freaky that there are people would mutilate their faces in the name of commercialised beauty and as if it's not bad enough, they all flock to Thailand to get them done...

-
JayCee
- Reporter
![Reporter Reporter]()
- Posts: 981
- Joined: Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:33 pm
- Location: Not Singapore
Post
by JayCee » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:19 am
Never understand why people have plastic surgery on their faces, you look at the people who have botox and all that other skin-stretching rubbish done and they basically just make themselves look like they've got down's syndrome
Boob jobs on the other hand, well they're a gift from God

I HAVE MASTERS!
-
JR8
- Immortal
![Immortal Immortal]()
- Posts: 16522
- Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:43 pm
- Location: K. Puki Manis
Post
by JR8 » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:46 am
Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.
It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.
I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.
Can't think why.
-
sundaymorningstaple
- Moderator
![Moderator Moderator]()
- Posts: 40274
- Joined: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 1:26 pm
-
Answers: 12
- Location: Retired on the Little Red Dot
Post
by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 1:03 pm
15 years down the road. Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect get married and have a kid. The kid is Ugly as the southern end of a north bound baboon. Kid grows up thinking his Mom must have been having an affair with a ogre cause he has no idea both of his parents looked like factory rejects before PS. That or the kid thinks he's adopted and the parent haven't told him. Now the kid has a complex and the parent are to blame.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
-
the lynx
- Governor
![Governor Governor]()
- Posts: 5281
- Joined: Thu, 09 Dec 2010 6:29 pm
- Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location:
Post
by the lynx » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 1:38 pm
sundaymorningstaple wrote:15 years down the road. Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect get married and have a kid. The kid is Ugly as the southern end of a north bound baboon. Kid grows up thinking his Mom must have been having an affair with a ogre cause he has no idea both of his parents looked like factory rejects before PS. That or the kid thinks he's adopted and the parent haven't told him. Now the kid has a complex and the parent are to blame.
Reminds me of the guy who sued his 'ugly' wife...
"Hong Kong - A disgusted husband in northern China divorced his wife and sued her for deceit after discovering that she had had plastic surgery before they met, a news report said on Wednesday. Jian Feng became suspicious when the beautiful woman he married two years earlier gave birth to an ugly daughter last year, according to the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily. Jian, from Hegang province, demanded to know if she had been unfaithful to him and to prove her fidelity. His wife then showed him a photograph of herself taken before her cosmetic surgery. The woman had travelled to South Korea before they met and paid more than $100,000 for surgery to make her better looking, the newspaper said."
Sigh... all in vanity...

-
JR8
- Immortal
![Immortal Immortal]()
- Posts: 16522
- Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:43 pm
- Location: K. Puki Manis
Post
by JR8 » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 3:41 pm
Hahahahaha!!
Now that's funny!
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard
-
nakatago
- Moderator
![Moderator Moderator]()
- Posts: 8363
- Joined: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:23 pm
- Location: Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Children
Post
by nakatago » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 3:42 pm
JR8 wrote:Hahahahaha!!
Now that's funny!
I may or may have not posted this before:
http://youtu.be/XVS0iwQVBjI
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
-
JayCee
- Reporter
![Reporter Reporter]()
- Posts: 981
- Joined: Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:33 pm
- Location: Not Singapore
Post
by JayCee » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 3:59 pm
JR8 wrote:Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.
It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.
I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.
Can't think why.
You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it right
I HAVE MASTERS!
-
JayCee
- Reporter
![Reporter Reporter]()
- Posts: 981
- Joined: Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:33 pm
- Location: Not Singapore
Post
by JayCee » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 4:03 pm
the lynx wrote:sundaymorningstaple wrote:15 years down the road. Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect get married and have a kid. The kid is Ugly as the southern end of a north bound baboon. Kid grows up thinking his Mom must have been having an affair with a ogre cause he has no idea both of his parents looked like factory rejects before PS. That or the kid thinks he's adopted and the parent haven't told him. Now the kid has a complex and the parent are to blame.
Reminds me of the guy who sued his 'ugly' wife...
"Hong Kong - A disgusted husband in northern China divorced his wife and sued her for deceit after discovering that she had had plastic surgery before they met, a news report said on Wednesday. Jian Feng became suspicious when the beautiful woman he married two years earlier gave birth to an ugly daughter last year, according to the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily. Jian, from Hegang province, demanded to know if she had been unfaithful to him and to prove her fidelity. His wife then showed him a photograph of herself taken before her cosmetic surgery. The woman had travelled to South Korea before they met and paid more than $100,000 for surgery to make her better looking, the newspaper said."
Sigh... all in vanity...

Wow, just wow
I wonder what he was suing for though. Was he out to get enough money out of her that he could buy himself another bride who hadn't had surgery? I understand he was pissed off but what is he going to achieve by suing???
Poor kid with parents like that
I HAVE MASTERS!
-
the lynx
- Governor
![Governor Governor]()
- Posts: 5281
- Joined: Thu, 09 Dec 2010 6:29 pm
- Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location:
Post
by the lynx » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 4:37 pm
JayCee wrote:JR8 wrote:Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.
It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.
I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.
Can't think why.
You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSdLRiD6Y
Maybe this will change the guys' mind (actually the effect would be on the girls but it's gruesome enough)

-
JR8
- Immortal
![Immortal Immortal]()
- Posts: 16522
- Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:43 pm
- Location: K. Puki Manis
Post
by JR8 » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 4:47 pm
the lynx wrote:JayCee wrote:JR8 wrote:Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.
It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.
I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.
Can't think why.
You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSdLRiD6Y
Maybe this will change the guys' mind (actually the effect would be on the girls but it's gruesome enough)

Well that was fun!
(Let's try and follow the logic. Some gases have lower densities than others, therefore with implants your chest can explode?)
-
the lynx
- Governor
![Governor Governor]()
- Posts: 5281
- Joined: Thu, 09 Dec 2010 6:29 pm
- Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location:
Post
by the lynx » Fri, 01 Jul 2011 5:27 pm
JR8 wrote:the lynx wrote:JayCee wrote:
You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSdLRiD6Y
Maybe this will change the guys' mind (actually the effect would be on the girls but it's gruesome enough)

Well that was fun!
(Let's try and follow the logic. Some gases have lower densities than others, therefore with implants your chest can explode?)
It is the matter of relative atmospheric pressure

-
-
- 1 Replies
- 4800 Views
-
Last post by danny.han
Tue, 14 Jul 2020 2:53 pm
-
-
- 1 Replies
- 2211 Views
-
Last post by abbby
Sat, 25 Sep 2021 2:42 pm
-
-
Photo in Forum
Replies: 9
First post
How do I add a photo/image in this forum?
Last post
One man's meat is another man's poison.
True.
- 9 Replies
- 4046 Views
-
Last post by PNGMK
Mon, 03 Feb 2020 12:35 pm
-
-
any forum to find gf here in SG?
Replies: 4
First post
any forum to find gf here in SG?
Not those kind of paid, cheating website
Last post
have tried those kind of app, just asking me to pay to buy gifts, who knows if the girl there are real or not.
I could only see the real girl and...
- 4 Replies
- 3174 Views
-
Last post by bgd
Fri, 26 Jun 2020 10:42 am
-
-
Why did this forum die?
Replies: 56
First post
Just curious to know? When I arrived in Singapore in 2009, this forum was so vibrant, with so many people asking questions and so many regulars...
Last post
Just put your keyboard on colour lock to red then.....problem solved. Childish insults obviously because when talking to those types it all they can...
- 56 Replies
- 17113 Views
-
Last post by sundaymorningstaple
Thu, 03 Dec 2020 3:41 pm
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests