horror sub-forum!

[taxico]

http://forum.singaporeexpats.com/sutra5 ... tml#531919

i clicked on it because i thought the nick GOING TO BE HANDSOME was hilarious, then i saw some creepy eyeballs and a signatures which goes:

Next: Rhinoplasty + Tip-Plasty
Done: Blepharoplasty + Epicanthoplasty Surgery @Dr Chirayut 7 June 2011

i'm glad there's now a sub-forum for them.

hey, this is the rubbish section. take it easy.

[nakatago]

I thought you were gonna discuss horror movies and I thought, "why don't I link the plastic surgery threads here?" but then that's what you had in mind already anyway.

[JR8]

It is indeed a strange place, where Frankenstein's parade their latest wares and next aspirations...

[the lynx]

Isn't it freaky that there are people would mutilate their faces in the name of commercialised beauty and as if it's not bad enough, they all flock to Thailand to get them done...

[JayCee]

Never understand why people have plastic surgery on their faces, you look at the people who have botox and all that other skin-stretching rubbish done and they basically just make themselves look like they've got down's syndrome

Boob jobs on the other hand, well they're a gift from God

[JR8]

Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.

It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.

I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.

Can't think why.

[sundaymorningstaple]

15 years down the road. Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect get married and have a kid. The kid is Ugly as the southern end of a north bound baboon. Kid grows up thinking his Mom must have been having an affair with a ogre cause he has no idea both of his parents looked like factory rejects before PS. That or the kid thinks he's adopted and the parent haven't told him. Now the kid has a complex and the parent are to blame.

[the lynx]

15 years down the road. Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect get married and have a kid. The kid is Ugly as the southern end of a north bound baboon. Kid grows up thinking his Mom must have been having an affair with a ogre cause he has no idea both of his parents looked like factory rejects before PS. That or the kid thinks he's adopted and the parent haven't told him. Now the kid has a complex and the parent are to blame.

Reminds me of the guy who sued his 'ugly' wife...

"Hong Kong - A disgusted husband in northern China divorced his wife and sued her for deceit after discovering that she had had plastic surgery before they met, a news report said on Wednesday. Jian Feng became suspicious when the beautiful woman he married two years earlier gave birth to an ugly daughter last year, according to the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily. Jian, from Hegang province, demanded to know if she had been unfaithful to him and to prove her fidelity. His wife then showed him a photograph of herself taken before her cosmetic surgery. The woman had travelled to South Korea before they met and paid more than $100,000 for surgery to make her better looking, the newspaper said."

Sigh... all in vanity...

[JR8]

Hahahahaha!!

Now that's funny!

[nakatago]

Hahahahaha!!

Now that's funny!

I may or may have not posted this before: http://youtu.be/XVS0iwQVBjI

[JayCee]

Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.

It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.

I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.

Can't think why.

You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it right

[JayCee]

15 years down the road. Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect get married and have a kid. The kid is Ugly as the southern end of a north bound baboon. Kid grows up thinking his Mom must have been having an affair with a ogre cause he has no idea both of his parents looked like factory rejects before PS. That or the kid thinks he's adopted and the parent haven't told him. Now the kid has a complex and the parent are to blame.

Reminds me of the guy who sued his 'ugly' wife...

"Hong Kong - A disgusted husband in northern China divorced his wife and sued her for deceit after discovering that she had had plastic surgery before they met, a news report said on Wednesday. Jian Feng became suspicious when the beautiful woman he married two years earlier gave birth to an ugly daughter last year, according to the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily. Jian, from Hegang province, demanded to know if she had been unfaithful to him and to prove her fidelity. His wife then showed him a photograph of herself taken before her cosmetic surgery. The woman had travelled to South Korea before they met and paid more than $100,000 for surgery to make her better looking, the newspaper said."

Sigh... all in vanity...

Wow, just wow

I wonder what he was suing for though. Was he out to get enough money out of her that he could buy himself another bride who hadn't had surgery? I understand he was pissed off but what is he going to achieve by suing???

Poor kid with parents like that

[the lynx]

Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.

It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.

I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.

Can't think why.

You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSdLRiD6Y

Maybe this will change the guys' mind (actually the effect would be on the girls but it's gruesome enough)

[JR8]

Nah mate. I've sha... er shacked up with a couple of birds with implants.

It's like wrestling with a couple of house bricks in a bin bag.

I mentioned this on the 'aesthetic' bit of this forum, but it did not go down too well I seem to recall.

Can't think why.

You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSdLRiD6Y

Maybe this will change the guys' mind (actually the effect would be on the girls but it's gruesome enough)

Well that was fun!


(Let's try and follow the logic. Some gases have lower densities than others, therefore with implants your chest can explode?)

[the lynx]

You might have a point there, I've kno... known one or two ladies like that and they didn't feel good at all. When they're done right though you can hardly tell, but going up to Bangkok for bargain basement surgery probably doesn't constitute doing it right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNSdLRiD6Y

Maybe this will change the guys' mind (actually the effect would be on the girls but it's gruesome enough)

Well that was fun!


(Let's try and follow the logic. Some gases have lower densities than others, therefore with implants your chest can explode?)

It is the matter of relative atmospheric pressure