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singapore fortune teller

Postby immigration0125 » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 1:31 pm

hi, everybody.

I am enquire to know accurate fortune teller, any good one to introduct who you went before

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Postby carteki » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 2:09 pm

some people may think you've come to the right place, what with questions like:
- will they approve my pr;
- is now a good time to buy property;
- will they approve my employment pass;

and on and on...

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Re: singapore fortune teller

Postby nakatago » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 2:09 pm

immigration0125 wrote:hi, everybody.

I am enquire to know accurate fortune teller, any good one to introduct who you went before


Please read this thread first: http://forum.singaporeexpats.com/ftopic68786.html

ATTN: SMS - let OP see for himself first :wink:

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 2:25 pm

Hell, this guy, we need a crystal ball just to figure out whether he's his cousin or himself. Course, I'm not sure he knows either!

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 2:27 pm

too bad Psych won't be back until July...

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Re: singapore fortune teller

Postby x9200 » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 2:39 pm

immigration0125 wrote:hi, everybody.

I am enquire to know accurate fortune teller, any good one to introduct who you went before

This would be me. I am very accurate, good, but my precision varies. How can I assist you? We have a promo this week on a likelihood of being killed by falling durians in the vicinity of Raffles Place MRT, $S140 per telling only (GST inclusive).

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Postby Michael_A » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 3:12 pm

shouldn't the good ones know you are looking and contact you first ?? :D

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Postby morenangpinay » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 5:17 pm

Thats me! oh wait i thought you said psychotic powers... ok nevermind.

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Re: singapore fortune teller

Postby taxico » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 5:29 pm

immigration0125 wrote:hi, everybody.

I am enquire to know accurate fortune teller, any good one to introduct who you went before


i'm gonna tell you something for free:

your english is horrible and you won't find an "accurate fortune teller" using this web site.

ta da!
Aut viam ad caelum inveniam aut faciam

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Postby Mad Scientist » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 6:08 pm

Are you the cousin or yourself ? which one is looking for fortune telling.

Issit because of your renounce paper ?

You will only get the answers that you want to hear from this people

Why in the world do you want to throw your money for something you cannot control neither the fortune teller.
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.Yahoo !!!

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Re: singapore fortune teller

Postby Wind In My Hair » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 9:54 pm

carteki wrote:some people may think you've come to the right place, what with questions like:
- will they approve my pr;
- is now a good time to buy property;
- will they approve my employment pass;

and on and on...

:lol:

x9200 wrote:This would be me. I am very accurate, good, but my precision varies. How can I assist you? We have a promo this week on a likelihood of being killed by falling durians in the vicinity of Raffles Place MRT, $S140 per telling only (GST inclusive).

Yes yes! I can vouch that X9200 is very good. He's so good that he only travels via Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal when he accurately predicts that there will be a long line of taxis waiting for him :D

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Postby BillyB » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:36 pm

Michael_A wrote:shouldn't the good ones know you are looking and contact you first ?? :D


lol.

Try hanging around outside Suntec - I've had a few lucky lucky men approach me over there. They are quite good, they can lip read well - especially sentences ending in "off"

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Re: singapore fortune teller

Postby x9200 » Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:42 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:Yes yes! I can vouch that X9200 is very good. He's so good that he only travels via Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal when he accurately predicts that there will be a long line of taxis waiting for him :D

it's actually the other way around: TMFT predicts me coming and acts accordingly.

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Postby JR8 » Thu, 30 Jun 2011 2:04 am

When did Berjaya switch from Seletar to Changi-budget!?

Damned shame, gonna miss the crush of a whole dozen people at Seletar and their departure hut.

:cry:

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Postby Saint » Thu, 30 Jun 2011 12:57 pm

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night i shagged a girl called Penny, spooky or what?!


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