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urpick2004
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Just for fun

Postby urpick2004 » Wed, 08 Jun 2011 12:25 pm

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...





E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

?
?
?
?
?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
.
.
GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

*

Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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urpick2004
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today's dose

Postby urpick2004 » Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:33 pm

It was opening night at the Orpheum Theater and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, “Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.”

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Re: Just for fun

Postby alvinjack » Thu, 23 Jun 2011 6:52 pm

urpick2004 wrote:Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...





E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

-----------------------------------------

How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

?
?
?
?
?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
.
.
GAME OVER.!

-----------------------------------------
When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
-----------------------------------------

Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

*

Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
-----------------------------------------

"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
-----------------------------------------

A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
-----------------------------------------
V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
-----------------------------------------



your first joke is an awesome and very funny.And I think it's a true fact.


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