They were left when the other tenants moved out. So ugly they will make you cry.
Don't recommend Salvation Army... they have already looked and laughed... will not pick up.
Friendly neighborhood junk men do not want.
So how? How do I get rid of a functional (mostly) but really ugly and saggy couch and two seater? What do I have to do? Chop it up and pour chunks of it into the trash over a few weeks? Throw it into Rochor canal late one night?