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Post by Strong Eagle » Fri, 27 May 2011 11:40 am

THE MEXICAN maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided she should talk to her about it. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Oh really, who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: “No Señora .... the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 27 May 2011 11:43 am

I like it! :lol:
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by ecureilx » Fri, 27 May 2011 12:28 pm

+1

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Post by nakatago » Fri, 27 May 2011 12:39 pm

Aye yayaya yai ya yai!

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Post by vbelle » Fri, 27 May 2011 1:35 pm

:D

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