I know we have sloppy people all over the world, but here in Singapore........well, just let me tell you a story. I was at IKEA over the weekend and was observing people having lunch at the cafeteria. There was a family of four sitting at a table next to ours - father was wearing the usual flip flops, stained white T-shirt, hair in need of a combing with a bad hair cut. Wife and kids werent much different. They had a maid feeding the little kid while they piled up a nice little mountain of bones (spitting from their mouth) from the chicken wing lunch they were eating. Note they were talking and spitting out bones at the same time. Impressive, but truely disgusting. After they finished, they just got up and left, leaving a mass pile of destruction while the next group of Mr & Mrs Sloppies waited for the cleaner to come and clear the table. I know this is pretty normal in Singapore, especially at the local food courts (some of those uncleared tables remind me of a garge pit) - but it just makes me wonder - do the maids at home also wipe their arses for them?
Another true story, I was up at 5:30am on Sunday morning to pick up a friend at the airport - in the carpark was maid washing a car - no joke - at 5:30am on Sunday morning!! using just a bucket with water and a cloth. Poor girl, her Mr Sloppy must have going somewhere important that day to make her get up so early to wash his car - maybe to the food court for breakfast.
So here is my simple advise for any of you sloppy people reading the thread.
1)When leaving the house, wear a clean shirt (that goes for your pants also), comb your hair dress your kids up properly.
2) Dont talk, eat and spit at the same time, with your mouth open- impressive but very irritating to see, hear and watch.
3) Learn to clean up after yourself. Or at least put your food on the tray so its easier to clear.
4) Making your maid wash your car anytime before 8am on a Sunday morning is just plain abuse.
5) Last of all, wipe your ars and flush the toilet!!!!
rant over

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