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Postby Mi Amigo » Fri, 27 Jan 2012 5:13 pm

nakatago wrote:If you could send me a PM, I will gladly assist you in finding a place and going behind the backs of the real-estate company that hosts this forum.

Unfortunately I haven't ratcheted up enough inane, vacuous posts to be able to PM anyone yet.

Now I will add some text in a tiny font that none of the older folks will be able to read, even with their 32" displays and new glasses. Sorry Nak, couldn't resist.
Be careful what you wish for

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Postby nakatago » Fri, 27 Jan 2012 5:20 pm

Mi Amigo wrote:Now I will add some text in a tiny font that none of the older folks will be able to read, even with their 32" displays and new glasses. Sorry Nak, couldn't resist.


CTRL+"+" or CTRL+ (mousewheel scroll up)

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Postby Mi Amigo » Fri, 27 Jan 2012 5:24 pm

nakatago wrote:CTRL+"+" or CTRL+ (mousewheel scroll up)

Whoa, you mean like this?
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Postby JR8 » Sat, 04 Feb 2012 1:52 pm

Can someone do something on schools with pretentious 'stick-on' names (Eton this, Stanford that and the other etc), and the mummy-panic to get the little darlings (aka 'kids') in.

I have a 2nd meme that has slipped my mind.... so back later


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Postby nakatago » Mon, 05 Mar 2012 11:46 am

ScoobyDoes wrote:Can I buy milk in Singapore?

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Postby x9200 » Mon, 05 Mar 2012 1:14 pm

Yet another public display of unprecedented rudeness from a person who has no private life, towards somebody who just desperately needed some simple help and information.

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Postby nutnut » Mon, 05 Mar 2012 2:09 pm

Aren't you all here to be asked questions of in return for no complaints only to answer these queries that come from beyond the depths of stupidity?

Anyway, does Singapore have buildings? And whereabouts in China is it?
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Postby the lynx » Mon, 05 Mar 2012 2:27 pm

12 Prata Road #34-567
Singapore 891012
CHINA

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Postby nakatago » Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:49 am

Hello, forum experts,

I'm an American and have decided to move to Singapore through relocation of my company (on an expat package). The US sucks so much with its crime rate and racist people so I thought I'll give Singapore a try because of its safe streets even at 3 am and virtually absent racism. I think I want to become a citizen.

Money is no object so where is an ideal place to live? I want one near the MRT, the American schools, the country club and party places.

Regards,
Sanjay

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:23 pm

nakatago wrote:Hello, forum experts,

I'm an American and have decided to move to Singapore through relocation of my company (on an expat package). The US sucks so much with its crime rate and racist people so I thought I'll give Singapore a try because of its safe streets even at 3 am and virtually absent racism. I think I want to become a citizen.

Money is no object so where is an ideal place to live? I want one near the MRT, the American schools, the country club and party places.

And I have masters as well.

Regards,
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Postby JR8 » Mon, 16 Apr 2012 4:00 pm

I didn't read the thread title when I opened it and my initial reaction was 'OMG someones hacked Nak's id!!!' lol...

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:48 am

Hello, Clarice,

Welcome to Singapore! Please inform me of any meet-ups.

-guywhopostsinthreadsbysinglefemales

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:49 am

Hello, Jenny,

Welcome to Singapore! Please inform me of any meet-ups.

-guywhopostsinthreadsbysinglefemales

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:50 am

Hello, Katja,

Welcome to Singapore! Please inform me of any meet-ups.

-guywhopostsinthreadsbysinglefemales

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:50 am

Hello, Brittany,

Welcome to Singapore! Please inform me of any meet-ups.

-guywhopostsinthreadsbysinglefemales


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