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Postby carlsum1986 » Tue, 17 May 2011 5:05 pm

there is one more common post we usually see on the boards......It goes something like this:

Any nice girls out there looking for a bf.......27yr m good looking.....pls call 87654321.... Or do ppl know where I can pick up girls or any girls want to hang out.....

:D :D :D :D :D

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 17 May 2011 5:14 pm

Reminds me of a lonely hearts ad I saw years ago, a guy looking for a girl, that included the memorable line 'Faithful every time' :)

The other parody missing is ... [edit]
Last edited by JR8 on Tue, 17 May 2011 7:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Postby nakatago » Tue, 17 May 2011 6:55 pm

Guys, the point of the parody is to post as if you're the guy...just pointing it out is like explaining a joke. :roll:

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 17 May 2011 7:26 pm

nakatago wrote:Guys, the point of the parody is to post as if you're the guy...just pointing it out is like explaining a joke. :roll:


It was an offering to someone who is better at writing them than I am :)

Ok, I go back and kill my post, if you now write the parody. Yah? :D

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Postby JR8 » Fri, 27 May 2011 7:40 pm

20’s club
Hi I’m Emily. Landed an hour ago and here for two weeks!! Love to meet new people, up for most things!! Hit me up on 987-654-321

30’s club
Hi I’m Emma, interested in mountain biking, wake-boarding. Sorry only free after 10pm.

40’s club
Bonjour je suis petite babe. A Singaporean who lived in Europe, now back and wishing to expand my circle of expat friend
[personal motto: ‘honi soit qui mal y pense’]

50’s club
New in town. Up for beers. Are there any other people from Darwin here?

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Postby nakatago » Fri, 27 May 2011 8:39 pm

JR8 wrote:20’s club
Hi I’m Emily. Landed an hour ago and here for two weeks!! Love to meet new people, up for most things!! Hit me up on 987-654-321

30’s club
Hi I’m Emma, interested in mountain biking, wake-boarding. Sorry only free after 10pm.

40’s club
Bonjour je suis petite babe. A Singaporean who lived in Europe, now back and wishing to expand my circle of expat friend
[personal motto: ‘honi soit qui mal y pense’]

50’s club
New in town. Up for beers. Are there any other people from Darwin here?


Hi, Emily! Would love to hang out--coffee,drinks or clubbing. email me: fullofmyself@hotmail.com

33/m

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 27 May 2011 10:55 pm

nakatago wrote:
JR8 wrote:20’s club
Hi I’m Emily. Landed an hour ago and here for two weeks!! Love to meet new people, up for most things!! Hit me up on 987-654-321

30’s club
Hi I’m Emma, interested in mountain biking, wake-boarding. Sorry only free after 10pm.

40’s club
Bonjour je suis petite babe. A Singaporean who lived in Europe, now back and wishing to expand my circle of expat friend
[personal motto: ‘honi soit qui mal y pense’]

50’s club
New in town. Up for beers. Are there any other people from Darwin here?


Hi, Emily! Would love to hang out--coffee,drinks or clubbing. email me: fullofmyself@hotmail.com

33/m/indian


:devil:

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Postby carlsum1986 » Sat, 28 May 2011 1:02 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:
nakatago wrote:
JR8 wrote:20’s club
Hi I’m Emily. Landed an hour ago and here for two weeks!! Love to meet new people, up for most things!! Hit me up on 987-654-321

30’s club
Hi I’m Emma, interested in mountain biking, wake-boarding. Sorry only free after 10pm.

40’s club
Bonjour je suis petite babe. A Singaporean who lived in Europe, now back and wishing to expand my circle of expat friend
[personal motto: ‘honi soit qui mal y pense’]

50’s club
New in town. Up for beers. Are there any other people from Darwin here?


Hi, Emily! Would love to hang out--coffee,drinks or clubbing. email me: fullofmyself@hotmail.com

33/m/indian


:devil:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby JayCee » Mon, 30 May 2011 1:01 pm

carlsum1986 wrote:
sundaymorningstaple wrote:
nakatago wrote:
JR8 wrote:20’s club
Hi I’m Emily. Landed an hour ago and here for two weeks!! Love to meet new people, up for most things!! Hit me up on 987-654-321

30’s club
Hi I’m Emma, interested in mountain biking, wake-boarding. Sorry only free after 10pm.

40’s club
Bonjour je suis petite babe. A Singaporean who lived in Europe, now back and wishing to expand my circle of expat friend
[personal motto: ‘honi soit qui mal y pense’]

50’s club
New in town. Up for beers. Are there any other people from Darwin here?


Hi, Emily! Would love to hang out--coffee,drinks or clubbing. email me: fullofmyself@hotmail.com

33/m/indian


:devil:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Is there any reason for you make FUN of me :x

I HAVE MASTERS

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Postby the lynx » Tue, 19 Jul 2011 8:47 pm

JR8 wrote:Reminds me of a lonely hearts ad I saw years ago, a guy looking for a girl, that included the memorable line 'Faithful every time' :)

The other parody missing is ... [edit]


Here's one I just saw in another thread

"Pick me, choose me, love me........"
http://forum.singaporeexpats.com/ftopic79632.html&highlight=

:lol:
Last edited by the lynx on Tue, 19 Jul 2011 9:21 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Postby nakatago » Tue, 19 Jul 2011 8:55 pm

the lynx wrote:"Pick me, choose me, love me........"

:lol:


Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.

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Postby richie303 » Wed, 20 Jul 2011 5:39 pm

Hi, my name is <random>, I am Turkey and want to help get job Singapore have.

My Engrish Excellent, I was told by Inuits! My spell chequer is x sell ant too.

I like job for $100,000 per month... So hard?
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I meet you when I am there, careful how you say!
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Degree is of balloon sculpting. I work in England many hours. I have good experience, EP will have easy no problem brother
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I don't Use Google Translate idiot! I has Engrish great problem no!

Я могу говорить глупые на русском языке тоже!

עברית היא שפת האם שלי, האם זה טוב?

Bir trol ÖS!

Kusubiri hadi mimi kukutana na wewe!

Wag totdat ek jou ontmoet!

等待,直到我满足你!

私はあなたに会うまで待ってください!


Yours sincerely



Professor Johnathan Ellis-Frankfurter PhD
Richie - East Coast Superbabe...

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Postby poodlek » Wed, 20 Jul 2011 5:49 pm

richie303 wrote:Hi, my name is <random>, I am Turkey and want to help get job Singapore have.

My Engrish Excellent, I was told by Inuits! My spell chequer is x sell ant too.

I like job for $100,000 per month... So hard?
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I meet you when I am there, careful how you say!
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Degree is of balloon sculpting. I work in England many hours. I have good experience, EP will have easy no problem brother
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I don't Use Google Translate idiot! I has Engrish great problem no!

Я могу говорить глупые на русском языке тоже!

עברית היא שפת האם שלי, האם זה טוב?

Bir trol ÖS!

Kusubiri hadi mimi kukutana na wewe!

Wag totdat ek jou ontmoet!

等待,直到我满足你!

私はあなたに会うまで待ってください!


Yours sincerely



Professor Johnathan Ellis-Frankfurter PhD


=D> :lol: Bravo!

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Postby taxico » Wed, 20 Jul 2011 7:23 pm

i have master how can i looose weigt, get a fit greatt body and look gorgeus wifout exrecising?

p/s: will eating camel meats make my body hair stop grow? it's too expensive to owayz waxx...

love,

beautifoolboey

pp/s: if anybody can tell me how to migrate out of singpore shitwhole would be cool
Aut viam ad caelum inveniam aut faciam

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Postby nakatago » Mon, 25 Jul 2011 5:13 pm

jz want 2 say 2 all pips hir. m nu n wud lyk 2 hv nu frndz...

m 2 lz 2 2 typ evn wif ful kybrd


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