Parodying every other post...

[carlsum1986]

oh how i miss all those posts i used to read daily....

[sundaymorningstaple]

Hey stranger! You know, even though you aren't in Singapore doesn't mean you can't visit us!

[carlsum1986]

Hey stranger! You know, even though you aren't in Singapore doesn't mean you can't visit us!

Hi stranger...been a while....been busy and finally had time to check out the boards......good to be back

[Mi Amigo]

My Estonian for your Navajo

[Mi Amigo]

Is 4873 enough?

[nutnut]

Anyone know any good colonic irrigation companies in or around Dunman Road?

[the lynx]

Hi I want to work in Singapore. I want to know if SGD10k per month is enough. I have 2 wives, 10 children and my parents and parents-in-law moving with me. If can, my sisters, brothers and cousins will also join me later to start-up own business.

We will only eat vegetarian food. Not Singaporean vegetarian food, we want our real vegetarian food. I hope to rent near where there are many expats from my country. Where is that? We also must visit tourist attraction as a big group every weekend. We want to visit malls every weekend. So is this enough or not? I also plan to apply for PR for everyone once we are here. How to do it and what is the best way?

[the lynx]

Hi I want to work in Singapore. I want to know if SGD10k per month is enough. I have 2 wives, 10 children and my parents and parents-in-law moving with me. If can, my sisters, brothers and cousins will also join me later to start-up own business.

We will only eat vegetarian food. Not Singaporean vegetarian food, we want our real vegetarian food. I hope to rent near where there are many expats from my country. Where is that? We also must visit tourist attraction as a big group every weekend. We want to visit malls every weekend. So is this enough or not? I also plan to apply for PR for everyone once we are here. How to do it and what is the best way?

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Thank you sir for your fast and kind reply.

I want to ask some more. If I want to jump ship to company B after I get my EP, can I do it? How soon can I do it? Will my boss in company A find out I'm trying to change to company B?

[the lynx]

Hi I want to work in Singapore. I want to know if SGD10k per month is enough. I have 2 wives, 10 children and my parents and parents-in-law moving with me. If can, my sisters, brothers and cousins will also join me later to start-up own business.

We will only eat vegetarian food. Not Singaporean vegetarian food, we want our real vegetarian food. I hope to rent near where there are many expats from my country. Where is that? We also must visit tourist attraction as a big group every weekend. We want to visit malls every weekend. So is this enough or not? I also plan to apply for PR for everyone once we are here. How to do it and what is the best way?

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Thank you sir for your fast and kind reply.

I want to ask some more. If I want to jump ship to company B after I get my EP, can I do it? How soon can I do it? Will my boss in company A find out I'm trying to change to company B?

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You are rude. I'm very honest person. Don't be judgmental. God is watching. Karma will hit back at you.

My cousin wants to move to Singapore using PEP. How to apply? Agents quoted too expensive. Who can do it for him FOR FREE? If he wants to do it himself, he doesn't have local address. Who can become his local address FOR FREE?

[the lynx]

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[sundaymorningstaple]

I was going to write something but I cant because I'm roflmao

[Mi Amigo]

I am in Singapore. What are my chances for citizenship?

Appreciate all the inputs from the brothers (and sisters).

[Mi Amigo]

Hello, my name is Mr Charles Smith (really, it is) and I am an American (honest) living in Zurich (even though my ISP is located in Timbuktu). Can anyone recommend a good insurance / real estate / business / investment* adviser?

* delete as appropriate

[Mi Amigo]

Hello, Mr Cahrles Smit again here. As nobody answered I will give you lots of information of my own that you did not not ask for:

blah blah blah self-serving link 1 blah blah blah self-serving link 2 blah blah blah self-serving link 3 blah blah blah...

(cont'd p.94)

[zzm9980]

Hello, Tina,

Welcome to Singapore! Please inform me of any meet-ups.

-guywhopostsinthreadsbysinglefemales

[serious post]

This is too funny. I didn't know this thread (parody one) existed, but I've always wondered about these guys... I've also always wondered about all of these people looking for total strangers to go on trips with them. Is "Travel buddies wanted" a euphemism for a hedonistic orgy in an exotic locale?



+++++ to Lynx's post too (and for showing me this thread!)