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Fernando Torres and his new laptop
Fernando Torres and his new laptop
Heard that Fernando Torres has just bought himself a new laptop but is having problems using it. So he calls up the I.T helpdesk:
IT Support Guy: Good morning, IT Support, can you tell me who I'm speaking to and what is your problem?
Fernando Torres: This is Fernando Torres and I can't seem to find the net.....
IT Support Guy: Good morning, IT Support, can you tell me who I'm speaking to and what is your problem?
Fernando Torres: This is Fernando Torres and I can't seem to find the net.....
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Re: Fernando Torres and his new laptop
hahahahhahahahaBillyB wrote:Heard that Fernando Torres has just bought himself a new laptop but is having problems using it. So he calls up the I.T helpdesk:
IT Support Guy: Good morning, IT Support, can you tell me who I'm speaking to and what is your problem?
Fernando Torres: This is Fernando Torres and I can't seem to find the net.....
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This joke has fantastic applicability to various members of Houston sports teams... can't wait to use it.Asdracles wrote:An older one, so you can see that we Spanish use to mock him looong time ago!
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