Fernando Torres and his new laptop

BillyB · Post by **BillyB** » Wed, 13 Apr 2011 5:37 pm

Heard that Fernando Torres has just bought himself a new laptop but is having problems using it. So he calls up the I.T helpdesk:

IT Support Guy: Good morning, IT Support, can you tell me who I'm speaking to and what is your problem?

Fernando Torres: This is Fernando Torres and I can't seem to find the net.....

carlsum1986 · Post by **carlsum1986** » Wed, 13 Apr 2011 5:50 pm

BillyB wrote:Heard that Fernando Torres has just bought himself a new laptop but is having problems using it. So he calls up the I.T helpdesk:

IT Support Guy: Good morning, IT Support, can you tell me who I'm speaking to and what is your problem?

Fernando Torres: This is Fernando Torres and I can't seem to find the net.....

hahahahhahahaha

JayCee · Post by **JayCee** » Mon, 18 Apr 2011 10:55 am

The crisis in Libya has been resolved, NATO sent in Fernando Torres.

No shots have been fired since his arrival.

BillyB · Post by **BillyB** » Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:19 am

BREAKING NEWS: David Blaine's 40-day world record for doing nothing inside a box has been broken by Fernando Torres....

Post by **Strong Eagle** » Mon, 18 Apr 2011 5:56 pm

These are extremely bad jokes. Please keep them coming.

Asdracles · Post by **Asdracles** » Mon, 18 Apr 2011 6:21 pm

An older one, so you can see that we Spanish use to mock him looong time ago!

- Mummy, mummy, there is a strange in the living room!
- Don't be scared, he's Fernando Torres, he doesn't do anything!

Post by **Strong Eagle** » Mon, 18 Apr 2011 6:39 pm

Asdracles wrote:An older one, so you can see that we Spanish use to mock him looong time ago!

- Mummy, mummy, there is a strange in the living room!
- Don't be scared, he's Fernando Torres, he doesn't do anything!

This joke has fantastic applicability to various members of Houston sports teams... can't wait to use it.

wasssaaabiii · Post by **wasssaaabiii** » Fri, 22 Apr 2011 9:59 am

Fernando Torres tries to walk into a bar... but misses.

Ok... so Fernando Torres finally walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a couple of shots please." The barman says, "That's not like you."

Asdracles · Post by **Asdracles** » Fri, 22 Apr 2011 6:12 pm

A journalist asks Fernando Torres if he would prefer to win the Premier League with Chelsea or another World Cup with Spain.

"I don't care, I don't have any goal"

Asdracles · Post by **Asdracles** » Sun, 24 Apr 2011 12:13 pm

Looks like finally he scored a goal yesterday against West Ham. However, he missed it in the replay

JayCee · Post by **JayCee** » Mon, 25 Apr 2011 12:19 pm

There are three things guaranteed in life.

Death, taxes and Arsenal bottling it in February.

manutdfan · Post by **manutdfan** » Mon, 25 Apr 2011 4:45 pm

JayCee wrote:There are three things guaranteed in life.

Death, taxes and Arsenal bottling it in February.

Untrue.

Arsenal only bottled it in April this year.

JayCee · Post by **JayCee** » Mon, 25 Apr 2011 4:49 pm

manutdfan wrote:
JayCee wrote:There are three things guaranteed in life.

Death, taxes and Arsenal bottling it in February.
Untrue.

Arsenal only bottled it in April this year.

It began in Feb with the comedy carling cup loss to Birmingham

Asdracles · Post by **Asdracles** » Mon, 25 Apr 2011 11:19 pm

‎"People like to call Wenger 'The Professor', but in recent years he has come across more like a schoolteacher, surrounding himself with obedient young pupils who will follow his every word, rather than more senior students who may be willing to question his decisions." Paul Parker

If we are going to start to make jokes about Arsenal, we are in danger of overloading the server!

JayCee · Post by **JayCee** » Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:44 am

Speaking as a Man utd fan (not ManU) if we're going to win the champions league then we need to kidnap Messi the night before the final. We could hide him in Arsenal's trophy room -- nobody's been in there for years

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