Fernando Torres and his new laptop

[BillyB]

Heard that Fernando Torres has just bought himself a new laptop but is having problems using it. So he calls up the I.T helpdesk:

IT Support Guy: Good morning, IT Support, can you tell me who I'm speaking to and what is your problem?

Fernando Torres: This is Fernando Torres and I can't seem to find the net.....

[carlsum1986]

Heard that Fernando Torres has just bought himself a new laptop but is having problems using it. So he calls up the I.T helpdesk:

IT Support Guy: Good morning, IT Support, can you tell me who I'm speaking to and what is your problem?

Fernando Torres: This is Fernando Torres and I can't seem to find the net.....

hahahahhahahaha

[JayCee]

The crisis in Libya has been resolved, NATO sent in Fernando Torres.

No shots have been fired since his arrival.

[BillyB]

BREAKING NEWS: David Blaine's 40-day world record for doing nothing inside a box has been broken by Fernando Torres....

[Strong Eagle]

These are extremely bad jokes. Please keep them coming.

[Asdracles]

An older one, so you can see that we Spanish use to mock him looong time ago!

- Mummy, mummy, there is a strange in the living room!
- Don't be scared, he's Fernando Torres, he doesn't do anything!

[Strong Eagle]

An older one, so you can see that we Spanish use to mock him looong time ago!

- Mummy, mummy, there is a strange in the living room!
- Don't be scared, he's Fernando Torres, he doesn't do anything!

This joke has fantastic applicability to various members of Houston sports teams... can't wait to use it.

[wasssaaabiii]

Fernando Torres tries to walk into a bar... but misses.






Ok... so Fernando Torres finally walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a couple of shots please." The barman says, "That's not like you."

[Asdracles]

A journalist asks Fernando Torres if he would prefer to win the Premier League with Chelsea or another World Cup with Spain.

"I don't care, I don't have any goal"

[Asdracles]

Looks like finally he scored a goal yesterday against West Ham. However, he missed it in the replay

[JayCee]

There are three things guaranteed in life.

Death, taxes and Arsenal bottling it in February.

[manutdfan]

There are three things guaranteed in life.

Death, taxes and Arsenal bottling it in February.

Untrue.

Arsenal only bottled it in April this year.

[JayCee]

There are three things guaranteed in life.

Death, taxes and Arsenal bottling it in February.

Untrue.

Arsenal only bottled it in April this year.

It began in Feb with the comedy carling cup loss to Birmingham

[Asdracles]

‎"People like to call Wenger 'The Professor', but in recent years he has come across more like a schoolteacher, surrounding himself with obedient young pupils who will follow his every word, rather than more senior students who may be willing to question his decisions." Paul Parker

If we are going to start to make jokes about Arsenal, we are in danger of overloading the server!

[JayCee]

Speaking as a Man utd fan (not ManU) if we're going to win the champions league then we need to kidnap Messi the night before the final. We could hide him in Arsenal's trophy room -- nobody's been in there for years