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Postby JR8 » Wed, 07 Sep 2011 11:16 pm


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Postby ylgp » Wed, 07 Sep 2011 11:19 pm

Python Job Interview is a classic!

Clement Freud tells an oldie but a goldie - unbeatable delivery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvHOXiP9O_Y

RIP

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Postby JR8 » Wed, 07 Sep 2011 11:40 pm

ylgp wrote:Python Job Interview is a classic!

Clement Freud tells an oldie but a goldie - unbeatable delivery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvHOXiP9O_Y

RIP



I miss him on Just A Minute, what a comic genius.

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Postby Vicbowling » Thu, 08 Sep 2011 6:03 am

I laughed so hard when I saw this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKuch3XRqdQ

It's a Yank thing

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Postby JR8 » Thu, 08 Sep 2011 6:19 am

Clement Freud, talking about Grandfather Sigmund Freud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkdDNpvS ... re=related

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Postby JR8 » Sat, 10 Sep 2011 1:46 am

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Postby JR8 » Sat, 10 Sep 2011 1:53 am

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Yep, real, took it myself, Sharm, Egypt, 2009

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Postby JR8 » Sun, 11 Sep 2011 5:33 pm

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Real-Hustle - 3 Shells

Love that show. They should have shown this to us at school rather than teaching astro-physics or what ever.

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Postby JR8 » Mon, 12 Sep 2011 8:23 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yu_7mAAEx0
The Real Hustle (UK) - Fake Concierge Scam

Travelers be warned.

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Postby JR8 » Fri, 16 Sep 2011 3:34 am

Sexy Bikini Girls With Guns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9RYBcWljiA

What's not to like, I'd have them in my army.

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 20 Sep 2011 4:04 am

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to- ... /?ALLSTEPS

Funny, and somewhat heartening for me as I already do the Listerine one!

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 20 Sep 2011 6:01 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=369FGAb1 ... r_embedded

Scandi rap video parody. Amusing in a subtle way...

Give it 30 seconds or so to get into gear...

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Postby JR8 » Thu, 22 Sep 2011 4:56 am

The Gap Yah Plannah: Africa
Orlando, the YouTube phenomenon, gets busy sorting out 'Africah's isssues'.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hubs/ ... frica.html

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Also:
Gap Yah 2: Afterparty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNz-P5WM ... re=related

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Postby JR8 » Fri, 23 Sep 2011 7:12 pm

Sometimes this ](*,)

Reminds me of this...
Scientology: BBC reporter losing it! [Warning: loud]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxqR5NPhtLI

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Postby JR8 » Wed, 28 Sep 2011 6:45 pm

Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."


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