Dumb $hit (mostly) my friends send me...

[JR8]

I do enjoy Wimbledon, though I can't think what holds my attention.

[JR8]

Hahahaha. Candidate for headline of the year


'Dog bites sausage-seller after vegan assault'
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110620 ... ontent=199

[the lynx]

Poor thing - got picked on by a vegan while trying to make a living, fell down and got his bum bitten by a dog to top it all...

[JR8]

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[JR8]

Love the sig-line


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[JR8]

'Just when you thought you had seen the very best of IDOL, along comes Vinh. . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTfKTKGy ... r_embedded

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Kids today, '4 no's. Does that mean no?'

[JR8]

A Nun is sitting in the bath! Suddenly there is a knock at the door. Who is it says the Nun, its the blindman says the person behind the door! Oh well then come in says the Nun... In walks the man. " Corr Nice Tits! exclaims the man, where do you want me to hang the blind!

[JR8]

US shaken by earthquake. Don't panic Obama is firmly in command.

[nakatago]

US shaken by earthquake. Don't panic Obama is firmly in command.

Bah. That's nothing. I read somewhere that people's first instinct was to check in on Foursquare or tweet the quake!

Although...

[BillyB]

A Nun is sitting in the bath! Suddenly there is a knock at the door. Who is it says the Nun, its the blindman says the person behind the door! Oh well then come in says the Nun... In walks the man. " Corr Nice Tits! exclaims the man, where do you want me to hang the blind!

Lol

A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" He says , "Put it between your legs." She says, "What about the smell?" He says, "Hold its nose."

[JR8]

An unhappy SGn camper on Facebook!
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'Can the BRILLIANT GOVERNMENT OF SINGAPORE, Make it BY LAW, ALL PRCs MUST be able to SPEAK ENGLISH, SHOWER properly, cut out the blur-cock face and make them understand that THIS IS NOT THEIR MOTHERF***ING COUNTRY before giving them PR or Citizenship. Because, these Mules are ANNOYING the Tax Paying, NS Serving TRUE CITIZEN of SINGAPORE. (Only those who didn't vote for PAP are welcome to comment, or else, don't complain, YOU made YOUR choice)'

[JR8]

Thought for the day:

'The pressing matter now for Cameron and Blair is making sure Gaddafi is not taken alive they don’t want him talking that’s for sure.'

[JR8]

Thought for the day:
What would the media make of this if it were a Republican?
Oh and ps, the uncle is an illegal too, lol!
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Barack Obama’s uncle on drink driving claim: 'I will call the White House’
Barack Obama’s long-lost uncle told police he would “call the White House”

[JR8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX2FiYdm ... r_embedded

Vid of aunty on the MRT going totally nuts about people sitting in the reserved seats.

[ylgp]

Any golfers? Superb Vijay Singh shot across water (it's a par 3):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybDLPFeKyCk