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Just the thing to gross you out on a Monday morning!

SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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What Women Really Mean, When They Say
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine.â€Â
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine.â€Â
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6GJ3Vhens
An old British sit-com from the 70s about Brit POWs in Burma. Reckon you could tie over the characters to here and now in Sg quite easily
06:50 Windsor Davies, that'd be SMS right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6GJ3Vhens
An old British sit-com from the 70s about Brit POWs in Burma. Reckon you could tie over the characters to here and now in Sg quite easily
06:50 Windsor Davies, that'd be SMS right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6GJ3Vhens
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Haha!Mi Amigo wrote:So are you and SMS going to do a duet of Whispering Grass on Friday then?JR8 wrote:06:50 Windsor Davies, that'd be SMS right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY
Windsor Davies and Don Estelle Singing Whispering Grass
If I could sing half as sweetly as Don Estelle did, I'd be happy to!
'All in thes best possible taste'...
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'Pakistan internet users top Google searches for gay sex despite being one of the world's most homophobic countries
Survey shows only 2 per cent think society should accept homosexuality
Google gives Pakistan a 100 rating in trends analysis of internet searches'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2WMMdwMTm
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'Pakistan internet users top Google searches for gay sex despite being one of the world's most homophobic countries
Survey shows only 2 per cent think society should accept homosexuality
Google gives Pakistan a 100 rating in trends analysis of internet searches'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2WMMdwMTm
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