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Postby JR8 » Sat, 20 Apr 2013 2:55 am

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/687 ... tion-marks

Forget where this came from, but tis still rather witty.

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 20 Apr 2013 7:21 pm

Only one word. OUCH!

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Postby JR8 » Fri, 10 May 2013 9:16 pm

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Postby morenangpinay » Tue, 14 May 2013 5:49 pm

What Women Really Mean, When They Say
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine.â€Â

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Postby JR8 » Fri, 14 Jun 2013 3:56 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6GJ3Vhens
An old British sit-com from the 70s about Brit POWs in Burma. Reckon you could tie over the characters to here and now in Sg quite easily

06:50 Windsor Davies, that'd be SMS right? :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6GJ3Vhens

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Postby Mi Amigo » Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:08 am

JR8 wrote:06:50 Windsor Davies, that'd be SMS right? :)

So are you and SMS going to do a duet of Whispering Grass on Friday then?
Be careful what you wish for

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:15 pm

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Postby JR8 » Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:23 pm

Mi Amigo wrote:
JR8 wrote:06:50 Windsor Davies, that'd be SMS right? :)

So are you and SMS going to do a duet of Whispering Grass on Friday then?


Haha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY
Windsor Davies and Don Estelle Singing Whispering Grass

If I could sing half as sweetly as Don Estelle did, I'd be happy to!

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Postby JR8 » Sat, 15 Jun 2013 7:57 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Should do a photoshop on that and change it to Singaporian (I know, doesn't have two 'i's)



Er, yeah it does :lol:

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Postby JR8 » Sun, 16 Jun 2013 2:54 pm

'All in thes best possible taste'...

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'Pakistan internet users top Google searches for gay sex despite being one of the world's most homophobic countries
Survey shows only 2 per cent think society should accept homosexuality
Google gives Pakistan a 100 rating in trends analysis of internet searches'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2WMMdwMTm
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