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Postby Strong Eagle » Wed, 09 Jan 2013 3:30 am

JR8 wrote:It's mind-boggling. Are there any states in the US with 25% unemployment?

The implosion of the EU is not going to be pretty, but one things for sure this cannot go on...

[And the EU politicians lie in their palace bedrooms... 'Problem, what problem?']


Well... nothing approaching 25% but Nevada is at 10.8 percent.

http://www.bls.gov/web/laus/laumstrk.htm

Thing is that there is a lot of concern that the numbers don't represent true unemployment in the US... that the chronically unemployed are categorized as "not looking", and the older as "retired". Nevada shoots to 22% when all factors are considered.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/48468748/039Real ... re_Jobless

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Postby JR8 » Wed, 09 Jan 2013 8:13 pm

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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Postby JR8 » Thu, 10 Jan 2013 1:41 am

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Postby Strong Eagle » Thu, 10 Jan 2013 6:49 am

JR8 wrote:Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.


I have a friend addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

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Postby the lynx » Thu, 17 Jan 2013 4:12 pm

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 29 Jan 2013 10:27 pm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/gre ... f-all-time

I don't really go in for cutesy animal pics/web-topics but this page does include some genuinely very funny photographs into which animals have 'inserted' themselves.

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Postby JR8 » Mon, 04 Feb 2013 7:44 am

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You think it's hot in SG?

How about this weekend in Europe, our desktop 'weather-station' reported the outdoor temperature as 63.5C! :shock: :)

This had me completely puzzled until a few hours later I clicked that the outdoor transmitter batteries were on their very last legs and doing weird stuff to readings.

p.s. For the sake of clarify, I've chopped off the right third of the screen as the clock is 'radio-controlled' (connected by RF to a local atomic clock), and that side contains references to our location and location specific data (sunrise/set times etc...)

Sorry about the the blurring, the heat was doing funny things to my camera phone ;)

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 05 Feb 2013 4:28 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF9JCjo4Rfs
A Jump Montage


[i.e. US series, car chase, jump scenes]

Cool!.... beauteous motors!!

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Postby Mi Amigo » Tue, 05 Feb 2013 10:18 am

JR8 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF9JCjo4Rfs
A Jump Montage


[i.e. US series, car chase, jump scenes]

Cool!.... beauteous motors!!

Hahaha! Nice one, thanks for posting. Did you notice that no-one in the Dukes of Hazzard scenes was wearing a seat belt? Just a little jolt when they 'land' and then they carry on driving - too funny. I used to love watching that show on Saturday evenings back in the old country, especially for the fine scenery...

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 05 Feb 2013 7:56 pm

Hehehe... :lol:

p.s. The highlight for me was Daisy Duke's legs in those little cut-off denim shorts. Yeee-harrr! :cool:

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Postby Mi Amigo » Tue, 05 Feb 2013 8:26 pm

Indeed. I'd linked to an image along the lines you mentioned but they seem to have stopped the hotlink from working, so here's another one...

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 05 Feb 2013 9:09 pm

Phwoooaaarrr what a scorcher! :)


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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 05 Feb 2013 9:47 pm

Where in the heck did you get that poor shopped photo from? Look at her arms (stubs) with the old man's hand on 'em. :o

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:46 pm

If you didn't have children... !
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Postby Mi Amigo » Wed, 06 Feb 2013 12:14 pm

I wasn't paying attention to her hands, dude. :cool:
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