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Postby JR8 » Thu, 27 Dec 2012 11:44 pm

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Postby JR8 » Fri, 28 Dec 2012 7:43 am

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A mate crossing the Channel tonight and it's rough. This is his bike.

He's a plumber [oh yeah, a rich mans profession in the UK these days]



p.s. edit to add:
this is for the interest of bikers like S-Eagle etc....
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Postby JR8 » Fri, 28 Dec 2012 8:29 am

Van Damme vs. Bolo Yeung (Double Impact Fight Scene)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_6m3yVoOnM

Like. In the way you can just like this goofy stuff.

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Postby JR8 » Mon, 31 Dec 2012 6:25 am

Spike Milligan - Pakistani Daleks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 01 Jan 2013 12:52 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P8-kNjC ... =endscreen
BEST Fail Compilation September 2012

I could only take 3 of 14 minutes as this just got to me at that gut level.

Ouch! [wince]

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 01 Jan 2013 1:16 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_Vjq5MEeQ
Spike Milligan Curry and Chips DVD clip



I don't know if he was. But I think most comedians 'out that far' are manic depressive. It seems to tie with... complete dead-pan fatalistic humour.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yNzkMqBToc
Tommy Cooper - The Duck Trick and more

- reckon humour is both territorial, and generational. The real humour is in the unspoken subtleties...

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 01 Jan 2013 5:19 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBd1hBT9vNc
Huey helicopters in the Vietnam War with music from the era


Google Chickenhawk. If you haven't read it: do so.

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 01 Jan 2013 7:29 am

Huey helicopters in the Vietnam War with music from the era
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBd1hBT9vNc

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Postby JR8 » Sat, 05 Jan 2013 6:23 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... adies.html

'Wealthy Indian spends £14,000 on a shirt made of GOLD to impress the ladies (and if nothing else it means less ironing for them!)'

High class, check right . Like Indian 'Mr. T' jus gon supermaxed yah.... :-D

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Postby JR8 » Tue, 08 Jan 2013 6:39 am

http://tv.ibtimes.com/british-troops-sp ... style-7954
'British Troops (21st Eng.) Spoof 'Gangnam Style' With Their Own Version of 'Afghan Style'

p.s. And the riposte? :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlTfOJU2 ... ults_video
Afghan Style-Official parody to PSY - GANGNAM STYLE

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Postby JR8 » Wed, 09 Jan 2013 1:56 am

An EU spokesman commented, 'Move on, nothing to see, everything is going precisely according to plan' [4th Reich here we come].


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'Unemployment has reached a record 26.6pc in Spain, rising to 56.5pc for youth.

It is almost the same in Greece: 26.0, (57.6). but Greece's data is old. It will soon be worse.

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http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/am ... mployment/

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Postby Strong Eagle » Wed, 09 Jan 2013 2:02 am

JR8 wrote:An EU spokesman commented, 'Move on, nothing to see, everything is going precisely according to plan' [4th Reich here we come].


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'Unemployment has reached a record 26.6pc in Spain, rising to 56.5pc for youth.

It is almost the same in Greece: 26.0, (57.6). but Greece's data is old. It will soon be worse.

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http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/am ... mployment/


Ahhh, yes... the austerity programs are obviously working very well. Now the UK is jumping down the same rabbit hole.

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Postby JR8 » Wed, 09 Jan 2013 2:22 am

It's mind-boggling. Are there any states in the US with 25% unemployment?

The implosion of the EU is not going to be pretty, but one things for sure this cannot go on...

[And the EU politicians lie in their palace bedrooms... 'Problem, what problem?']


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