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Postby the lynx » Mon, 30 Jan 2012 1:16 pm

JR8 wrote:Image


http://youtu.be/90rHFreKjvs

Something on different counterpart :P

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Cinderblocks ..

Postby ecureilx » Mon, 30 Jan 2012 1:39 pm

Somebody has been selling too many Cinderblocks :)

http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2012/ ... nderblock/

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Postby JR8 » Mon, 30 Jan 2012 9:49 pm

Norwegian Air Ambulance.

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p.s. Hey SMS watcha reckon on the landing skills? :o

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:20 pm

Piece o'cake. If'n you can hover, you can land on a fence post. :wink:

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Postby carteki » Tue, 31 Jan 2012 8:56 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Piece o'cake. If'n you can hover, you can land on a fence post. :wink:


Although it looks photoshopped. The shadow from the fence doesn't match the fence in my mind (but the landing still happened, just not on the side of the road)

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Postby nakatago » Tue, 31 Jan 2012 9:03 am

carteki wrote:
sundaymorningstaple wrote:Piece o'cake. If'n you can hover, you can land on a fence post. :wink:


Although it looks photoshopped. The shadow from the fence doesn't match the fence in my mind (but the landing still happened, just not on the side of the road)


http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-looks-shopped

:P

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Postby ecureilx » Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:49 am

carteki wrote:
sundaymorningstaple wrote:Piece o'cake. If'n you can hover, you can land on a fence post. :wink:


Although it looks photoshopped. The shadow from the fence doesn't match the fence in my mind (but the landing still happened, just not on the side of the road)


Me don't fly .. nor do I work with flying things now ..

So how about these ?? :)

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And after hunting, Kiwi Style .. picking up your catch ..

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And .. the Chopper does haul Ass :D

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(with a lot of apologies to SMS :) )

And oh .. this DOESN'T FLY :D Luckily ..

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and the Obligatory Photo Credits: None of them belong to me - they are all from my favorite Work related site

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Postby JR8 » Fri, 03 Feb 2012 4:55 am

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This is something that came through on the back of 'just another message' on Facebook yesterday.

So wassit wanna do?

Take all my info, take all my friends info, have access to my Wall, and post messages as if they were from me.

Eff me, I don't think so!

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Postby JR8 » Sun, 05 Feb 2012 10:39 am

Image


You say you see a white triangle?

No sorry, that only exists in your head.

:)

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Postby JR8 » Sat, 11 Feb 2012 5:27 am

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides
because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an ...off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred , he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?'

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'.

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Postby JR8 » Sun, 12 Feb 2012 6:13 am

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Postby Mi Amigo » Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:07 pm

Can you remember your student days?

ACHTUNG: Contains strong language (shock, horror!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSQD8ILOOe0
Be careful what you wish for

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Postby ecureilx » Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:12 pm

I thought I saw stuff ... now this is real ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxd3whv2 ... r_embedded

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Postby JR8 » Sun, 25 Mar 2012 9:01 pm

Welcome to Germany :o

Self defense slingshot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqO1gRVN ... re=related

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Postby JR8 » Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:57 pm

Wow technology. I've just seen a person post to a web forum by using a speech recognition application on a mobile phone.


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