The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator

[nakatago]

Ah, good times: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glenn-beck-conspiracy.htm?PS=683,601,701,242:14

For the perpetual panic conflictinator in all of us.

[sundaymorningstaple]

Ohhhhh! I like this one!

"The freedom-haters who have infiltrated our government are perverting our culture so they can force you to gay-marry an illegal immigrant in a mosque at Ground Zero."

[nakatago]

I just realized it just randomly picks an entry from a list of pre-generated conspiracies (I have something similar on my website to generate taglines, but with more entries). I hope you could submit your own conspiracy theories!

[Sad Panda]

The worst part about this whole thing is that every time I have dinner with my grandparents they go on about how smart Mr. Beck is.

[nakatago]

The worst part about this whole thing is that every time I have dinner with my grandparents they go on about how smart Mr. Beck is.

Just go with it. Tell them something off the generator and claim that Beck is just biding them before he reveals it!

[Sad Panda]

@ nakatago

I probably would if it wouldn't boor my wife to death.