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The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator

Postby nakatago » Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:16 am

Ah, good times: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glenn-beck-conspiracy.htm?PS=683,601,701,242:14

For the perpetual panic conflictinator in all of us.

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:26 am

Ohhhhh! I like this one!

"The freedom-haters who have infiltrated our government are perverting our culture so they can force you to gay-marry an illegal immigrant in a mosque at Ground Zero."

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:35 am

I just realized it just randomly picks an entry from a list of pre-generated conspiracies (I have something similar on my website to generate taglines, but with more entries). I hope you could submit your own conspiracy theories!

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Postby Sad Panda » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:46 am

The worst part about this whole thing is that every time I have dinner with my grandparents they go on about how smart Mr. Beck is. :cry:
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Postby nakatago » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:54 am

Sad Panda wrote:The worst part about this whole thing is that every time I have dinner with my grandparents they go on about how smart Mr. Beck is. :cry:


Just go with it. Tell them something off the generator and claim that Beck is just biding them before he reveals it!

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Postby Sad Panda » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 11:17 pm

@ nakatago

I probably would if it wouldn't boor my wife to death.
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