Expat divorces on the rise in Sâ€™pore?

Post by **nakatago** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:07 am

JR8 wrote:No really I am not exaggerating. Maybe it's just 'the circle' I became a part of.

Dude...

ksl · Post by **ksl** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:59 am

Actually the majority of humans have homosexual idiosyncrasies funnily enough, though that doesn't make them homosexual. Damn I wish my pinky wouldn't stay stiff when i reach for my glass, but it does....the balance of hormones is a tricky problem I guess, but i had my bulls bollocks when i was younger...and 3 or 4 erections a day tells me I've always been in the wrong job

Brah · Post by **Brah** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 2:05 am

I'm with you on this one brother....

nakatago wrote:
JR8 wrote:No really I am not exaggerating. Maybe it's just 'the circle' I became a part of.
Dude...

Brah · Post by **Brah** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 2:22 am

@ JR8 - we know that you know that we know you didn't mean it quite that way.....

bigfilsing · Post by **bigfilsing** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 3:58 am

com on girls ! everybody knows local guys couldn;t *** a hole in their own egos's if they tried

Women want companionship ....period

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 4:22 am

Brah wrote:@ JR8 - we know that you know that we know you didn't mean it quite that way.....

Lol... I should have said a 'circle of friends that I married into'. Does that sound better... er, parhaps not lol.

Anyway [distraction technique], look at what KSL wrote, that shocked even me!

breedmon · Post by **breedmon** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 11:44 am

I sense a Chewbacca mob forming. Along with a few dwarves thrown in.

If you really want to know, the main problem with dating a Chewbacca is not really because she is hairy. And it is not even because Chewbaccas tend to have poorer personal hygiene and often carry some residual odour. The main problem is that many Chewbaccas are like your local NTUC supermarket, they let everyone in....any Tyron, John Smith or Ah Beng can go in.

Mary Hatch Bailey · Post by **Mary Hatch Bailey** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:05 pm

Breedmon, you've got to stop showcasing your ignorance like its a diamond at Tiffany's.

Chewbacca is male for one thing, an there was just one, who sadly died. Therefore, no one can date a Chewbacca, only a Wookie.

You should get another chip for your other shoulder so at least you're properly balanced.

k1w1 · Post by **k1w1** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:15 pm

breedmon wrote:The main problem is that many Chewbaccas are like your local NTUC supermarket, they let everyone in....any Tyron, John Smith or Ah Beng can go in.

Like you'd know.

What's your beef anyway? Did you get turned down by a white woman after you tried to impress her with your lack of chest hair?

longstebe · Post by **longstebe** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:18 pm

From kicking somone out to pubic hair.
I love our forum.

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 1:22 pm

breedmon bit off'n more than he can chew(bacca) methinks. Hell, I have my doubts that he's even had one of his own kind either as he doesn't seem to know too much about the opposite sex at all. Maybe his inclinations lean in different directions.....

Watch OUT ksl!

Post by **x9200** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 1:28 pm

Please be gentle. He's a gem.

Eau2011 · Post by **Eau2011** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 5:34 pm

Brah wrote:@ JR8 - we know that you know that we know you didn't mean it quite that way.....

breedmon · Post by **breedmon** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 6:10 pm

k1w1 wrote: Like you'd know.

What's your beef anyway? Did you get turned down by a white woman after you tried to impress her with your lack of chest hair?

I like Japanese beef, medium well done.

Mary Hatch Bailey wrote:Breedmon, you've got to stop showcasing your ignorance like its a diamond at Tiffany's.

Chewbacca is male for one thing, an there was just one, who sadly died. Therefore, no one can date a Chewbacca, only a Wookie.

You should get another chip for your other shoulder so at least you're properly balanced.

Sincerest apologies. And thanks for the enlightening post. I will be using the term "Wookie" from now on.

Brah · Post by **Brah** » Sat, 19 Feb 2011 11:15 pm

copycat!

k1w1 wrote:What's your beef anyway? Did you get turned down by a white woman after you tried to impress her with your lack of chest hair?

And no, he got turned down for a guy who actually had a some manliness about him, so the best he could do was lash out his anger and loss of face on an international internet forum, just to show how very un-international he is and always will be.

Don't worry breedmon, inflatables never leave you and lifelike hair is available as an option, to prepare you for when you're ready to trade up to a real, live woman.

Until then, remember, batteries sold separately.

......
Hey - wait a minute, this is supposed to be my kinder, gentler avatar....

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