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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 8:52 am

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say 'congratulations'. But none of them rub your tool and say 'well done'........

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Post by Calmday » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 9:05 am

Because my wife would kill them and me. :o

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Post by longstebe » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 10:55 am

Its when they rub someone else's tool then you have to worry.

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Post by Wind In My Hair » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:07 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say 'congratulations'. But none of them rub your tool and say 'well done'........
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Your tool must have been too inconspicuous to notice. Boomz!

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:36 am

You been holdin' out on us? An alter-ego perhaps? :P

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Post by nakatago » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:46 am

where have i heard this joke before? :-k

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"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."

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Post by Wind In My Hair » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:46 am

I just found out from JR8 that I need to speak like Ris Low or I am not a Singaporean woman.

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Post by longstebe » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 12:42 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:I just found out from JR8 that I need to speak like Ris Low or I am not a Singaporean woman.
I think he have meant look not speak. :lol:

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Post by ksl » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 2:10 pm

longstebe wrote:
Wind In My Hair wrote:I just found out from JR8 that I need to speak like Ris Low or I am not a Singaporean woman.
I think he have meant look not speak. :lol:
Wind In My Hair is definitely better looking than Ris Low! Speaking like her could make her a famous bimbo :wink: Then what would Ris Low do? Could be worth a fortune in the advertsing business

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Post by longstebe » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 3:16 pm

I will take your word for it KSL.
So we have ourselves a little stunner on here do we!!! :o

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Post by Wind In My Hair » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 4:45 pm

KSL was high on booze when he saw me so take it with a pinch of alcohol ;)

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Post by longstebe » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 6:46 pm

Beer goggles hey!
Weekend usage only, for me.

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Post by Strong Eagle » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 7:49 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:KSL was high on booze when he saw me so take it with a pinch of alcohol ;)
Methinks that KSL is on the money... beer goggles, scotch goggles, or no goggles at all... those of us in the know, know that WIMH stands for HOT.

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Post by Wind In My Hair » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 8:02 pm

Sweet talk all you want, honey... I'm still not buying you beer next time!

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Proof that WIMH is HOT!

Post by Strong Eagle » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 10:17 pm

Proof that WIMH is HOT!

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