Top 10 hilarious quotes

[Calmday]

3. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

I don’t know if this makes since in Singapore..

Good thread.

[ElHani]

omg. i love this thread. it makes my day at work...

[SG Expat Bat]

3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Haha, this is a good thread!

I especially love this one!

[scarbowl]

3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Haha, this is a good thread!

I especially love this one!

How about "I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."

[alison_eve]

Number 6 is very very true!

[wasssaaabiii]

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

3. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

4. Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

5. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive again.