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Postby Calmday » Mon, 28 Mar 2011 3:43 pm

ecureilx wrote:3. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.


I don’t know if this makes since in Singapore.. 8-)

Good thread.

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Postby ElHani » Wed, 27 Apr 2011 1:12 pm

omg. i love this thread. it makes my day at work... 8-)
Just like a bottle.

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Re: Top 10 hilarious quotes

Postby SG Expat Bat » Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:17 am

SmartDude wrote:
3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.



Haha, this is a good thread!

I especially love this one! :D

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Re: Top 10 hilarious quotes

Postby scarbowl » Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:28 am

SG Expat Bat wrote:
SmartDude wrote:
3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.



Haha, this is a good thread!

I especially love this one! :D


How about "I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."

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true

Postby alison_eve » Wed, 04 May 2011 1:41 pm

Number 6 is very very true!

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Postby wasssaaabiii » Wed, 04 May 2011 6:56 pm

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

3. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

4. Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

5. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive again.


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